F-Closed my Coach's Daughter (LONG/CRAZY STORY)



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:41 pm 
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Wow guys, this was by far the biggest adrenaline rush ever. I've been lurking around in the forums quite a bit, learning the game while personally testing it out here and there. I thought I would wait until I did something pretty epic before introducing myself to the community.. and finally it has been done. Enjoy fellas:

Background: I'm currently a sophomore in college and I'm pretty heavily involved in a sport I compete in (US National team etc etc). My DHV is already so high from being pretty successful so girls involved in this sport have always been an easy lay. Nothing feels better than having a line of girls wanting to take pictures/ hanging out with the 'MVP' of the tournament ;).

Anyways, so I decided to spend Thanksgiving with my coach's family, since I live on the opposite side of the coast and flying home for a weekend would have been a big pain. I have known the coach's a daughter, a very fine HB9, for about a year now and things have been on and off. A year ago she really really digged me, but I blew her off as I was in an LTR with another girl. Fast forward a year now and she's currently in a relationship with another guy and I'm single. When coach invited me to spend the weekend, I was pumped because I knew this would be the chance. About a day before I was supposed to spend the weekend at their house, I find out a teammate of mine (an AFC, wannabe PUA, who also had a huge crush on her) was spending the couple nights as well. This threw me off and I almost didnt even go because I knew he would be a huge cock block.

I decided to go anyways since I could just set up rapport then and hit it big later. During my time spent at the house, HB9 is extremely uncomfortable, I could tell right off the bat she was extremely nervous because she knew she was attracted to me but didnt want to cheat on her boyfriend. It was all good though, I heavily ignored her and actually spent the time during Thanksgiving to hit on her cousins which made her extremely jealous. It turned out that the AFC staying with us actually HELPED me because I just stood out far better by comparison. He would walk around the coach's house without a t-shirt on (which she found extremely disrespectful) and immediately when we arrived he went to her room and laid on her bed (obviously trying to mack)). He failed miserably. Anyways Thanksgiving was great, they cooked extremely good food, and I left satisfied.

Later that night I get the text:

HB9: I hope you had a good time, sorry if it was kinda boring. I'm just afraid of screwing up my relationship with J (her bf).

Me: Who said I wanted to do anything with you in the first place? Take a chill pill, kill bill, you're like a sister to me.

HB9: Psh whatever. Are you going to practice Saturday?

Blah blah blah, I could tell my comment killed her though.

The next day (Friday) I get this text:

HB9: It was quiet without u at the house today. I missed it haha

Me: Yeah, I guess it was an ok time.

HB9: I just want to let you know that out of everyone on the team, I feel like I'm the closest to you.

Me: Aww youre to sweet. Out of all the (Her name)'s I know, you are my favorite as well.

HB9. Lol ur such an ass. Spend Friday night with me, my dad said it would be cool. (Coach absolutely loves me)

Me. Make it Sat Night, I'm busy Friday.

HB9: What are you doing?

Me: If I told you Id have to kill you sorry :/.

Anyways, the week later I go over to her house and we rent Hangover at Blockbuster (I secretly bought a bag of Hershey Kisses which I will explain later). It was extremely weird but right when we got to her house she got extremely uncomfortable again. I'm not 100% but I think she had a convo with her bf while I was in the bathroom. Anyways I was extremely hungry so I had her play a game with me (5 Lies game) and loser had to make munchies for the movie. It was hilarious because she thought she had won it after the "How many questions was that" failed, only to be owned by "You played this game before didn't you."

She made us some grilled cheeses (They were ridiculously good... from that I'm even considering she might be GFM LOL :P). She came back only to see me looking really dazed/focusing on the middle of the floor.

HB9: Errr what are you doing?

Me: Shh you talk too much. Isn't this campfire amazing? (BTW BIG PROPS TO WHOEVER CREATED THE CAMPFIRE idea.. please comment so I can give you cred!)

HB9: What are you talking about?

Me: Sit down next to me and enjoy this campfire with me.

HB9: (Laughs) ok. What now?

Me: Just sit back and relax.

Here I pretended to roast some marshmallows which was pretty hilarious and pulled the Cube Routine on her. It amazed me (and jaw dropped her) how ridiculously close I was on the predictions... I made sure during this entire time to build some kino... telling her to hold me close because "its freezing out."

About twenty or so minutes later of pure silence and just mad escalation of kino...

Me: Wanna kiss?

HB9: Err what? I don't think thats a good idea.. I have a boyfriend you know that.

Me: Didnt know people in relationships couldnt have a kiss (I got up to my bag and took out the hershey kisses I got and popped one in my mouth). The vanille/chocolate swirl are my favorite.

The look on her face was PRICELESS. She looked like one of those Asians that turn extremely red from drinking alcohol.

HB9: Wow.. i thought you meant..

Me: Pff.. you have to wine me and dine me (Thanks Style :P) before I even think about doing that.

Anyways, we continue to watch the movie and later her parents tell us they were going to bed (they are extremely comfortable with me since they think we are like brothers and sisters) and off they went. About half way through I asked her again.. Wanna kiss? She said yes, and of course I immediately kissed her. She was shocked at first... but immediately she shoved me onto the coach (which fucking surprised me) and jumped on top of me. Mind you, shes one of those short 100 pound chicks, but HELLA fine and amazing body. When I finally came back to my senses I wasn't going to let this chick control me. I picked her up and carried her on my shoulders to my room and threw her onto guest room bed and turned on the TV and went to work.

I started to finger her.. and oh my god she was tight. She had an orgasm after I rubbed her Gspot for a good minute and then she fucking SCREAMED which made me almost piss myself when I heard fast foot steps coming to my room. Her dad is fucking HUGE and if he walked in on me.. i would no doubt be a DEAD fucking man. We both pulled our clothes on in record time, right before he came in and said what the hell happened? I was dead silent... praying to someone up there that I would be safe. Shes like "Sorry dad, it was the movie (THANK GOD SAW III WAS PLAYING)." He said something like ok just turn the volume down I thought someone got stabbed (LOL the irony).

She got on top of me immediately after he left... and I was like hell no. We are waiting for 30 minutes until his ass falls asleep.. I'm not risking my life sorry. 15 Minutes go by and I just couldn't wait anymore and the next 3-4 hours was just simply amazing. I was in positions I never even could dream of.. and I'll just put it at this and let you guys imagine, she could do the splits.

Anyways after sex.. I couldn't resist doing another neg for shits and giggles and I said Wanna Kiss? She smiled and said of course and started to lean toward me. I got up and left the room and brought the bag of hersheys kisses from the other room and gave her one lol. We ended up eating the rest of them that night. Shes a cool girl I'm even considering her to be my GF, but that will have to wait after I return from winter break.

Hope you guys Enjoyed,
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Had me cracking up with the "kiss routine" , genius!


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lol thanks.. learned it none other than the amazing people here at these forums :)


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whoa completely overlooked that... didnt mean to say that sorry!


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Nice one man!

The kiss routine was great as it was said before by prince obi


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lol that kiss routine reminds me of one i did a while back. Had a girl in the car, we were talking while my buddy was gaming her friend outside. After around 30 mins, there was an akward silence, so i turned to her and said "You want to see my big banana?", she looked totally shocked. I had a banana next to my driver seat i didn't eat earlier in the day which I slowly lifter up to view and said "what did you think I meant you pervert." she busted up. Built tons of rapport


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that was so fucking funny and well played that I am just in awe. great story. really amazing!

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what sport do you play?


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Great story, learn alot from that.

And yeah what sport do you play?

I would guess "soccer" but your most likely American.


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HAHAHAHAHA WTF MAN you seemingly pulled all those routines out of your ass and used them on her. That kiss routine is perfect cause you know she wants it and you can just toy with her.


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This report was very entertaining. extremely funny and well executed.

I was wondering what sport you played too. National Team you say?

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I'm on the national team for Taekwondo. It's not as great in the U.S., but it's huge in other countries. Most people believe that only Asians compete in this sport, but you would be surprised to know how big it is in South America and Europe.

In case you guys are wondering, MVPs are normally selected by who had the most matches in your weight category (similar to wrestling) to win gold as well as dominant performance in each match etc etc.

Anyways, thanks a ton for the comments... everything I learned came directly from this site :)


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I really don't say this often anymore....and not that you need it with all these replies. But this earns the JSMOOTH SEAL OF APPROVAL baby!

SMOOTH very SMOOTH!

I love it when you have the moments like that, you're laid back, and things are just clicking for you. I think we all about had a heart attack for you reading that you heard her dad coming... Nice choice in movies with Saw III for the cover noise.

Very awesome man, now this is what seduction should be like. You both enjoyed the hell out of yourselves and the entire act was enjoyable and smooth.

It was a pleasure reading this, oh and mind Hobbits advice about Negs.

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