| ok so this report is from my aim. I was telling a buddy about it. I don't feel like typing it all over again, but I will add some tips, insight, thoughts, and whatever else I can.
: so me and my friend go to the bar
alldayeverydaycj (22:27:19): and he tells me that a girl from our class is coming
alldayeverydaycj (22:27:58): he has been trying to get with her all semester, and he is excited. When we get there we start a game of beer pong
alldayeverydaycj (22:28:08): a game later she shows up
alldayeverydaycj (22:28:16): and
alldayeverydaycj (22:28:43): she gets to the pong table
alldayeverydaycj (22:29:09): she is next to him, then she sees me on the other side, and walks passed him and hugs me
alldayeverydaycj (22:29:19): I knew from there on he was not gonna get her
alldayeverydaycj (22:29:32): I felt bad for him too
equivocaLx3 (22:29:36): damn
alldayeverydaycj (22:30:01): so he goes up to her, and opens his arms and says what about me
alldayeverydaycj (22:30:05): she says oh ook
alldayeverydaycj (22:30:09): ha
alldayeverydaycj (22:30:34): we all talk about some shit, then she says lets all go play pool
alldayeverydaycj (22:31:16): so we head to the pool table,my buddy joe leaves to get more beer. It is me and her, she says what team should I be on, I said I don't know
alldayeverydaycj (22:31:26): of course she ends up on my team
alldayeverydaycj (22:31:40): we are playing and I am doing horrible.
alldayeverydaycj (22:31:55): but she, keeps trying to cheer me up
alldayeverydaycj (22:32:02): she gives me high fives
alldayeverydaycj (22:32:05): and shit
alldayeverydaycj (22:32:19): My fave club song comes on
alldayeverydaycj (22:32:29): blame it by jamie foxx
alldayeverydaycj (22:32:49): I start dancing, and she watches me, then she gets closer to me
alldayeverydaycj (22:32:55): I ignore her invite
alldayeverydaycj (22:33:02): and step away
alldayeverydaycj (22:33:29): I go to my friend joe and tell him he needs to make a fucking move
alldayeverydaycj (22:34:00): he says he is trying but he doesnt know what to do
alldayeverydaycj (22:34:09): I tell him she is giving me mad signs dude
alldayeverydaycj (22:34:32): he say he knows, but he will try
alldayeverydaycj (22:34:39): he makes a shitty effort
alldayeverydaycj (22:34:45): then I pull him to the bathroom
alldayeverydaycj (22:35:03): and tell him he needs to make a move man. I am trying my best not to flirt back with er
alldayeverydaycj (22:35:04): her
alldayeverydaycj (22:35:18): well, after a lil talk, he says just go after her dude
alldayeverydaycj (22:35:22): I say are you sure
alldayeverydaycj (22:35:37): he said yes I am sure, I cant get wit her.
alldayeverydaycj (22:35:53): well it was oon as soon as I left the bathroom
alldayeverydaycj (22:36:17): I tell her we should go play beer pong again
alldayeverydaycj (22:36:25): so we go , and play and shit
alldayeverydaycj (22:36:34): sh starts dancin so I grind up on her
alldayeverydaycj (22:36:43): she gets a lil shy and laughs and pulls away
alldayeverydaycj (22:37:11): after I started flirting back with her, I noticed her signs were not as strong as they were before
alldayeverydaycj (22:37:15): so I acomidated
alldayeverydaycj (22:37:28): I pulled back a lil bit
alldayeverydaycj (22:37:45): her freind grabs her away, and I see her talking to these guys
alldayeverydaycj (22:38:03): I didnt care, but I did not wnat her watching me staring at her
alldayeverydaycj (22:38:25): I played her game and went to these girls table that were chillen with 2 dudes
alldayeverydaycj (22:38:31): one for each girl
alldayeverydaycj (22:38:42): I talk to them, everything is going great
alldayeverydaycj (22:38:58): I get there names, and this one girl who was the hottest
alldayeverydaycj (22:39:03): we just clicked
alldayeverydaycj (22:39:16): we talked and talked and talked, I ignored everyone else
alldayeverydaycj (22:39:34): then the guy starts hugging on her but I ignore itm and so does she
alldayeverydaycj (22:39:43): I could see the look in her eyes
alldayeverydaycj (22:39:47): lol
alldayeverydaycj (22:40:05): then the other guy interrupts us and says they are gonna get married
alldayeverydaycj (22:40:12): I said congrats!
alldayeverydaycj (22:40:14): when
alldayeverydaycj (22:40:17): blah blah blah
alldayeverydaycj (22:40:22): I played it off perfectly
alldayeverydaycj (22:40:35): then te convo died and I was just standing there looking around
alldayeverydaycj (22:40:50): so I said gusy I am going to look for my freinds
alldayeverydaycj (22:40:56): I leave on a good note
alldayeverydaycj (22:41:00): or vibe
equivocaLx3 (22:41:04): yup
alldayeverydaycj (22:41:08): I see her still talking to the dudes
alldayeverydaycj (22:41:25): so I go up to them, and I see her freind that introduced her to them
alldayeverydaycj (22:41:39): I noticed she had a cast on her wrist
alldayeverydaycj (22:41:56): so I said, how did you break your wrist
alldayeverydaycj (22:42:04): I was directly behind her
alldayeverydaycj (22:42:16): she turns around seeming startled
alldayeverydaycj (22:42:34): she then rushes behind this guy that she was talking to
alldayeverydaycj (22:42:41): like a shy 3 year old
alldayeverydaycj (22:42:54): then the guy had this look on his face
alldayeverydaycj (22:42:57): like he didnt like me
alldayeverydaycj (22:43:04): he said in a mono tone
alldayeverydaycj (22:43:11): " she fell off a roof
alldayeverydaycj (22:43:26): I said oh really are you sure she wasnt masturbating to hard
alldayeverydaycj (22:43:43): then I made fun of her falling off a roof
equivocaLx3 (22:43:47): LMAO
equivocaLx3 (22:43:48): you said that
equivocaLx3 (22:43:51): to the guy?
alldayeverydaycj (22:43:52): then he smiled and opened up
equivocaLx3 (22:43:55): are you sure she wasn't masturbating too hard
alldayeverydaycj (22:44:00): haha yea
equivocaLx3 (22:44:01): LOL
equivocaLx3 (22:44:06): you didn't know this guy
equivocaLx3 (22:44:08): or the girl?
alldayeverydaycj (22:44:15): nope
equivocaLx3 (22:44:18): that's ballsy man
equivocaLx3 (22:44:19): and dangerous
equivocaLx3 (22:44:27): that guy could have went apeshit on you
alldayeverydaycj (22:44:27): I know thats how I get when I drink
I know how to lower dudes defense shiel
alldayeverydaycj (22:45:26): d
alldayeverydaycj (22:45:46): its kinda easy
alldayeverydaycj (22:45:59): just dont show hositlity back but dont show fear
alldayeverydaycj (22:46:07): always stay alpha
alldayeverydaycj (22:46:12): and be a smart ass
alldayeverydaycj (22:46:29): think of them like kids and just play with them like there whatever
alldayeverydaycj (22:46:33): works most of the time
equivocaLx3 (22:46:36): lol
alldayeverydaycj (22:46:42): anyways
alldayeverydaycj (22:47:33): I walked away as soon as I knew he smiled
alldayeverydaycj (22:47:39): I was done with him
alldayeverydaycj (22:47:49): I went to the girl I was getting with
alldayeverydaycj (22:47:52): I call her boston
alldayeverydaycj (22:47:57): so I go to boston
but I try to talk to her and it just didnt work out
I am standing watching these guys dance
alldayeverydaycj (22:49:22): laughing my ass off
alldayeverydaycj (22:49:37): then 2 of them go in the middle of the florr
alldayeverydaycj (22:49:40): floorr
alldayeverydaycj (22:49:52): and do this sortuve ghetto line dancing
alldayeverydaycj (22:50:01): I join in, and do it with them
alldayeverydaycj (22:50:08): I see boston staring at me
alldayeverydaycj (22:50:10): smiling
alldayeverydaycj (22:50:19): then more people joined in
alldayeverydaycj (22:50:21): and more and mroe
alldayeverydaycj (22:50:37): then boston joined in
alldayeverydaycj (22:50:50): she was the hottest one in the bar by the way
alldayeverydaycj (22:50:54): lookin mad sexy
alldayeverydaycj (22:50:59): well
alldayeverydaycj (22:51:15): then the line dancing ends then I move her away from her freind
alldayeverydaycj (22:51:22): isolating her
alldayeverydaycj (22:51:35): we go to the smoking section of the bar
alldayeverydaycj (22:51:39): and we just talk
alldayeverydaycj (22:51:45): and talk and talk
alldayeverydaycj (22:51:51): flirting with each other
alldayeverydaycj (22:52:14): I ask her if she trying to hook up with that dude
alldayeverydaycj (22:52:20): she said no
alldayeverydaycj (22:52:29): her freind was trying to hook her up
alldayeverydaycj (22:52:41): I said I thought your freind said I was cute
alldayeverydaycj (22:52:49): she says she does
equivocaLx3 (22:52:55): lol
alldayeverydaycj (22:53:19): she brought her freind over to the pool table to show that she was with me
alldayeverydaycj (22:53:22): hah
alldayeverydaycj (22:53:34): so
alldayeverydaycj (22:53:40): fuck I forgot
alldayeverydaycj (22:53:42): well
alldayeverydaycj (22:53:56): then style poped i my head
alldayeverydaycj (22:54:03): one of his lines
alldayeverydaycj (22:54:10): so I said do you want to kiss me
alldayeverydaycj (22:54:26): she played it off acting like she can get any dude she wants
alldayeverydaycj (22:54:32): and I said I know how you feel
alldayeverydaycj (22:54:48): I am soo tired of women liking me just for my looks and not my personality
alldayeverydaycj (22:55:00): I totaly displayed myself as high value
alldayeverydaycj (22:55:11): man I did it so perfectly it could have been a routine
alldayeverydaycj (22:55:24): just dhv after dhv
alldayeverydaycj (22:55:33): then I ask her agian
alldayeverydaycj (22:55:48): back to my qiestion do you want to kiss me
alldayeverydaycj (22:55:57): she starts talking some shit
equivocaLx3 (22:56:01): lol
alldayeverydaycj (22:56:05): so I said well how bout this
alldayeverydaycj (22:56:18): I grab the back of her neck and make her kiss me
alldayeverydaycj (22:56:26): so player dude
alldayeverydaycj (22:56:31): we make out
alldayeverydaycj (22:56:38): then my freind comes and sees us
alldayeverydaycj (22:56:47): he gets pissed and says he is leaving
alldayeverydaycj (22:56:50): me and her laugh
alldayeverydaycj (22:56:57): she said he was just to nice
alldayeverydaycj (22:57:08): she could tell he was all over her
alldayeverydaycj (22:57:38): I should have asked her what she finds attractive in me
alldayeverydaycj (22:57:45): just so I know my good qualities
alldayeverydaycj (22:57:58): well we leave and we go to her place
alldayeverydaycj (22:58:05): she puts on a movie
alldayeverydaycj (22:58:08): rock n rolla
alldayeverydaycj (22:58:24): she then gets on top of me and we start making out
alldayeverydaycj (22:58:30): I knew I was gettting laid
alldayeverydaycj (22:58:32): tonight
equivocaLx3 (22:58:35): yup
alldayeverydaycj (22:58:41): so we take each other clothes off
alldayeverydaycj (22:58:54): she says your leaving for tampa
alldayeverydaycj (22:59:03): I shouldnt be doing this
alldayeverydaycj (22:59:14): I siad something to her
alldayeverydaycj (22:59:18): then we make out
alldayeverydaycj (22:59:30): we are both naked and she is on top of me
equivocaLx3 (22:59:33): lol LMR
alldayeverydaycj (22:59:40): not even man
alldayeverydaycj (22:59:57): she is ion top of me and I tell h I dont have a condom
alldayeverydaycj (23:00:06): she saty are you fucking serious
alldayeverydaycj (23:00:12): I said yes I am
alldayeverydaycj (23:00:18): I told her fuck it will be fine
alldayeverydaycj (23:00:30): she then grabs my dick and we start fucking
alldayeverydaycj (23:00:36): It was sooooooooooooo
alldayeverydaycj (23:00:41): tight dude it hurt my dick
equivocaLx3 (23:00:47): lmao
equivocaLx3 (23:00:51): sex bad or good?
alldayeverydaycj (23:00:57): BBAAADDD
alldayeverydaycj (23:01:00): so bad
equivocaLx3 (23:01:01): lol
alldayeverydaycj (23:01:02): so bad
equivocaLx3 (23:01:06): waffelz
equivocaLx3 (23:01:06): why
alldayeverydaycj (23:01:12): youll see
alldayeverydaycj (23:01:27): before she started fucking me I ate her out
alldayeverydaycj (23:01:39): and dude it was my first time eating a a girl out
alldayeverydaycj (23:01:43): I loved it
alldayeverydaycj (23:01:49): she was soo wet dude
alldayeverydaycj (23:02:01): I just ate that pussy like it was ice cream
equivocaLx3 (23:02:08): rofl
alldayeverydaycj (23:02:25): so I quite then I think she gives me head
alldayeverydaycj (23:02:34): she is doing her thing
alldayeverydaycj (23:02:42): and I get nervous that I am going to bust early
alldayeverydaycj (23:02:49): it was the opposite
alldayeverydaycj (23:03:03): it was so hard to bust infact I got limp so quick
alldayeverydaycj (23:03:10): it was tuogh to stay hard
alldayeverydaycj (23:03:30): we are fucking and we go into different positions
alldayeverydaycj (23:03:41): I then get the feeling that she is not enjoying it
alldayeverydaycj (23:03:54): so I quite fucking her and start fingering her
alldayeverydaycj (23:04:04): I try to make her sqirt
alldayeverydaycj (23:04:12): so I just ram my fingers in her
alldayeverydaycj (23:04:13): lol
alldayeverydaycj (23:04:19): she then goes
alldayeverydaycj (23:04:25): ow ow o w
alldayeverydaycj (23:04:29): I said whats wrong
alldayeverydaycj (23:04:32): she said I hurt her
alldayeverydaycj (23:04:44): like then she told me
alldayeverydaycj (23:04:50): that I fucked her too hard
alldayeverydaycj (23:05:03): and that my dick was average
alldayeverydaycj (23:05:10): she could have been lying
alldayeverydaycj (23:05:25): then she told me her lastboyfreind was soo good
alldayeverydaycj (23:05:32): and he had a good sized dick
alldayeverydaycj (23:05:41): I then told her that she hurt my dick
alldayeverydaycj (23:05:56): she said she was sorry and that she felt soo bad
alldayeverydaycj (23:06:09): so she goes gives me another blow jod
alldayeverydaycj (23:06:11): job
alldayeverydaycj (23:06:22): I mean pornstarr blowjob
alldayeverydaycj (23:06:30): I literally fucked her face dude
alldayeverydaycj (23:06:40): then she tries to get me to come
alldayeverydaycj (23:06:43): oh yea
alldayeverydaycj (23:06:47): while we were fucking
alldayeverydaycj (23:06:56): I was doing my hardest not to go limp dick dude
equivocaLx3 (23:07:02): lol
alldayeverydaycj (23:07:03): even during the blowjob
equivocaLx3 (23:07:13): i usually go limp sometimes during BJs
equivocaLx3 (23:07:15): i hate BJs
alldayeverydaycj (23:07:16): she I grab my dick and start jerking it mad hard
alldayeverydaycj (23:07:27): then I feel myself about to come
alldayeverydaycj (23:07:37): so I grab her and I come in her mouth
alldayeverydaycj (23:07:41): she swallows
alldayeverydaycj (23:07:51): she said thta she never did that before
alldayeverydaycj (23:07:59): lol
alldayeverydaycj (23:08:03): it felt so good
alldayeverydaycj (23:08:16): then we talk about some shit
alldayeverydaycj (23:08:19): then we pass out
alldayeverydaycj (23:08:30): wake up in the mroning with stank ass bereath
alldayeverydaycj (23:08:36): but she never said anything
alldayeverydaycj (23:08:40): and we fuck again
alldayeverydaycj (23:08:47): she gets on top of me
alldayeverydaycj (23:08:51): and again
alldayeverydaycj (23:09:02): I have a probelm with my dick going limp dude
alldayeverydaycj (23:09:08): I force myself on top
alldayeverydaycj (23:09:16): then I strat doggy style her
alldayeverydaycj (23:09:27): then some other wierd move with her legs at her head
alldayeverydaycj (23:09:42): then I do another where I am on my knees
alldayeverydaycj (23:09:45): fucking her
alldayeverydaycj (23:09:59): I have the worst rug bunr on my toes from doing that
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:01): lol
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:10): we are baning
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:19): and my dcik kept popping out
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:21): mad times
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:28): she laughs a li
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:30): lil
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:37): I can tell she wants to quite
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:44): I take a 5 second break
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:48): then I go again
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:54): then she says quite
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:57): I am hurting her
alldayeverydaycj (23:10:59): huh
alldayeverydaycj (23:11:01): dude
alldayeverydaycj (23:11:06): I felt like such a loser man
alldayeverydaycj (23:11:13): my fucking skills suck
alldayeverydaycj (23:11:21): and that was it
alldayeverydaycj (23:11:30): we walked on the beach for a lil
alldayeverydaycj (23:11:35): she took me home
alldayeverydaycj (23:11:43): I dont really talk to her that much
alldayeverydaycj (23:11:54): I want her to come over so I can fuck her again.
Ok so that is it, I just want this down so people can read it. I will disect it tomorrow. SO yea...
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