I usually dont write LRs, but this one is too fucked up not to.

This weekend was Drill weekend, which usually means showing up at 0400 on Saturdays and Sundays and getting out at 1600. It also means I'm bumming on a buddy’s couch for the weekend. In addition to that, it means I'm partying like hell without sleep. This weekend, I did all the above plus had a same night lay in less then an hour; was not satisfied; went back to the club to find a second chick; got a make out; she was down to extract but logistic issues came up.

This was my weekend:

On Friday, I went to a party that got started at midnight. The cops came at 1am so I just went back to my buddy’s couch to work on my website until 3am where I got ready for Drill with the US Army Reserve. I reported at 0400. NOTE: I did not sleep since Thursday night.

I got released at 1600. Drove to my buddies place and took a 3 hour nap. Woke up at 8 and got ready to head out to Beta. Buddy has a date coming with him to Beta so I'm gonna be going solo. We get there at 10:30pm. I did a walk around to recon the club. It’s still early. I walk to the patio and open a 2 set. THEY HOOK HARD.

It’s cold outside so we bounce upstairs. I introduce them to Buddy and his date. I make out with my target. I make out hard. This I try to end the make out but this girl wont fucking let go. She gropes me. Scratch that, she fucking raped me. This girl wants the dick. I ask what they are up to tonight, they said they don’t know. I told them were gonna go back to my friends place. They say OK.

I wonder what I should do about her friend. I try to pair her up with some random chode. I told him he is getting laid and needs to come with me. He said he has to get his phone out of the car and will be back in 5. Well 5 minutes pass by and he is not here. SHIT, I'm gonna extract both of them.

We leave the club at midnight. Buddy is still at club with his date. I told him I'll pick him up at 2am when I finish fucking.

We arrive at his place. I show them my buddy’s room. I proceed to make out and take my targets close off. Her friend didn't try to stop it. She just walks out of the room and play with her friend. What a good friend--she doesn't cock block.

Glory time ensues. I cum. I look at the clock and realized I still have time to return to the club for round two. SHIT THAT’S AN AMAZING IDEA!

I told them I got to pick up my friend and I'm gonna drop them off. I drop them off and head back to Beta. Its 1:30.

I open a tall chick upstairs. She is down. I make out. NOTE: This is only my SECOND set of the night. Out of nowhere, a guy in a wheel chair come out and asks how does he know me. She tells he is her friend. I told him he knows me threw our good friend Jesus Christ.

Weird, this disabled guy in a wheelchair has pretty good game. He tries to AMOG me. I don’t give a shit. He tries to drag her away and says he does not like me disrespecting her. She tells me that I'm not and apologizes for his behavior. I ask her if she is independent and thinks for herself. She says yes. I ask if he is always this possessive. She says no and asks me if I want her number. I said no, because I can see her social circle behind her. They are not gonna let me go home with her. Its SNL or nothing girl!

Me, my buddy, and his girl head off to an after party at the DJ's house. Signs of a HUGE party were their, but most of the people left. I just chill out. We leave at 3:30am.

I start getting ready to go back to drill, my buddy pulls his girl to his room. I can hear the girl yell "WTH is that a used condom?" hahaha Yes it is =] I forgot about that.

0400, Its Sunday morning and I'm standing in formation. What a crazy weekend. I just transferred to this unit and have been here for 2 drills. Got laid every drill with SNLs. Got no sleep each weekend too.

What is the lesson to be learned? FUCK STATE. FUCK TIREDNESS. It is all about your core self.

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