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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:29 am 
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My night=went out,met a girl, went home with her....we were going to fuck in the Jewel (grocery store) parking lot but got caught by an attendant. Sometimes you don't fucking care.

The longer I do this shit the crazier the stories get. It's all about having fun and putting yourself in situations that you wouldn't normally put yourself in. I look at most of my lays and I would say about 80% of them happen because I put myself out there. I get "rejected", sure, but it doesn't really mean shit. I saw Brooke Hogan at a club last weekend and almost got kicked out hopping over a couch into the vip to meet her. She missed out. I would have nailed her 6 foot ass on the dance floor.

I know if I had the chance to talk to her it would have been on, that's how determined I was. Girls notice that shit.

I made a new rule I tole her on the way home...before you enter my house, you have to take your pants off...she did...panties on though..hilarious...a girl walking down my sidewalk in her underwear

Got in the house, she started to go down on me, I told her to hold on, I had to make a pizza...

I made the pizza, ate a little bit, then we did it....

We were having such wild, crazy, freaky sex...that nothing mattered...

I started to eat a slice of pizza while I was on top of her, just chillin, and somehow managed to get pizza sauce all over her face without her noticing.

Lesson learned=have fun with sex, try new shit with girls, don't be afraid to bring food into the bedroom

Look at all the great things that happen to you in life. Most of them are not planned. They are either spontaneous or they are done because you took a chance or did something outrageous. Live life, go nuts, and never look back.

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I think this sort of post helps me more than any other. The type where it inspires blind confidence in you and instills passion in your life.


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