Ok so generally i have quite a brag 2 the boys (and i love to do that) but this my 1st story post. This ended up being much less of a bragging story and more of a drunken embarassing story. So naturally I thought id share.

Its a saturday night and I do what I usually do, I invite some of my friends around to my apartment and we start the party early. By about 10 oclock we are all smashed. Burbon, vodka, beer, it was a rainbow of liquid. Upon the consupmtion of a couple of cases one of my friends decides he cant stand anymore and is literally lying on the floor watching the ceiling. We eventually sober up enough to walk down to beach front clubs near my house and the night officially begins. So im tuning some HB7 with monsterous tits for a good while and shes keen. Like really keen. Before were about to leave I see my friend get kicked out for being too drunk i say hold on a minute I know a bouncer I'll get him back in then ill come back and continue the convo. Shes like nah its alright im gona walk back to my hotel but ring me when your done. So im thinking brilliant i get to continue partying with guaranteed sex. A valuable lesson boys.. nothing is guaranteed!

I walk outside and find my friend who was told he needs water to get back in so we go to another club get some shots then walk back to the 1st club claiming we were now rehydrated. My friend gets kicked out again so I go outside to find him. I cant find him but conviently a HB8 I met the weekend before rings to see where I was. By this point I was so smashed i would have been funny to watch from afar. I go meet this HB8 and somehow get her to come down the beach.. despite my apartment was 100m away I was too drunk to think straight. We're on the beach and takes away my drunken wandering hands but shes a little drunk too so eventually gives in.. i love persistance. Anyway so were making out and things are getting hot and heavy and then it hits. I have the worst heads spins ive ever had. i f i was standing I probably would have fallen down. I jump up say ill be back in a sec and go to throw up in the water i dont make the water and only get about 5meters from her so she would have heard everything. And there was soo much haha sigh*. completely kills the mood and now my mouth tastes like ass. Not wanting to share my ass mouth with her I suggest we go back and find her friends and end the night. I kiss her on the head not realising I musta had a little bit of spew on my upper up. i transfer it to her hair.. whoops :p

Im still soo drunk i completely forget about the first chick and wake up on top of my bed with a bucket sitting next to me. I should learn for next time but its not the first time something like this has happened.

If your going to drink to excess or pick up you cant do both. Drink moderatly or atleast compose yourself. That night I had no shame.

Hope you all had a good chuckle at my misfortune

LOL dude don't worry, I've had really drunk nights where I didn't remember half the shit I did and then the next day i went to get checked for STDS the next morning lol dont worry its all good. Don't trick sitting down, too fast or on an empty stomach and it shouldn't hit you that fast.