| So last Friday I f-closed an hb8 in about 6hrs. She was a friend of a friends, but i had never met her before. The night starts out in a loungey type bar with a crew of mutual friends. Here are a list a key things she said through the night.
"I can't believe I've never met you before, your halairious" (within 10 minutes of meeting her)
"well your very social and confident...soo" (her trying to figure out my astrology sign, she was really into that shit)
"your soo mean, no ones ever called me out on being a dork" (every girl is a dork in some way, I always run that)
"I feel like your not drunk enough" (she buys me a drink, booya!)
"who are you? Why does everyone know you?" (I made sure to open mixed sets when goin to the bathroom or going out to smoke to get SP)
"your way to skinny" (in response I said "shut up, you love it", got that from somebody on the message board, forget who, works like a fuckin charm though)
"I kinda want to kiss you right now" (of course you do! I make sure to pull away first, this drives her nuts)
"you think your soooo cool" (translation: your cool and I'm unsure if you like me)
"yea me too, I love stuff" (yup, she actually said that)
"I want to go home but the lock on my front door gets stuck and takes a lot of muscle to turn, it's frustrating. I usually need someone to help me" (translation: wanna come back to my place?)
"oh, they must have fixed it. Wanna come in for a minute?" (I agree. But throw a time constaint)
"your cute, but we're not having sex tonight" (after some quality make out)
"I think you'd be a perfect fit" (her hand on my johnson and me doin some finger action)
(sex)
"oh shit! I should probably get your number" (the next morning)
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