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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:01 am 
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my tight friends and i always hangout together get drunk and shit. one day a guy that i know from my younger day's came and hangout with us, i dont like him because he and his gang was kinda rough towards girls. then he said, he is going out to get a new concubine, since i drive, i went with, i don't even bother to bring my friend because they are all asshole, betraying one another for a girl. there was this once that they actually hit each other to because these two guys aren't satisfy for sleeping the same woman, which was a wife of another guy. wow my life sucks, im telling this to show how sucks my surrounding's is. lol.

now the guy that im hanging with ask me to hang at a rent house area. which was rented by a college for their students. we hanged with two girls, with him was a girl that he rarely know, with me was a muslim girl that is wearing a big head cover that's shows she was an up tight praying as often as she can type of girl. i'm a church goer christian. teeettttt wrong match, because my country will try all they can to convert you to islam.. if you are caught dating in dark places with a muslim girl, you will be charge legally. so i wasn't into her. but i still treat her good. well its just words, it cheap. the same night we went out for some snack at a beach, which is far and a waste of my fuel, damm. we went back to their house, sat that parking lot near the stair, then there was HB8 a friend of them, went out with a lesbo on a skuter, she was a mixed philipino, about 4' 6" tall, average for girls around here. nothing special but she was the pretties girl living with them there. then we end the night with handshakes. lol. no hug no kisses.

on the way back home i asked my friend "why didn't you lay her?" he replied "take it easy, slow and steady", i was not surprise by his lame game. then i ask him again "how did you get her num if she doesn't really know you?", he said "i N-close her a few weeks ago". lol.

a few days later, that muslim i hang with the other night text me "do you want to have sex with my friend? the short cute one", i replied "sure, does she knows about this?", she said "yeah, she asked me to ask you out". i said "okey, tell her to miscall my fon"

the girl did, we texted. i only sent three text "hai, let hangout at your place, the parking lot near the stair maybe", "okey im on my way", "im here".

now im with the girl, she said "its weekend don't hangout at clubs?", trying to make me pay for her and her aunts drinks which could cause 200buck per bottle, i said "nope, i kinda broke but enough to buy a few bottles of the cheapest wisky. she said "hold on, let me tell my aunts"
she went the up and tell her aunts, surprisingly she came back. hurray for me. so we when to the store get a bottle of the cheapest wisky which was 10bucks. hahaha from a few bottle to a bottle. so we hanged at the beach, but as usual, any beach is dangerous if its dark, and there is no security, so i told her let's hangout at the shops near my house. it's safer because i know every thugs that lives there, she agree and we change our hanging spot.

we reach there and we talk. it was 12o'clock. my mom calls at 12.30. she said "wat a mama's boy", i said "don't call me that again. i didn't became the alpha male among my friends by being a wimp. and why did you call me that? is it because i didn't sex you up? i didnt sex you up? huh?" i was smiling when i said that, she said "mama's boy mama's boy mama's boy,you that brave :P", so i said "owh okey" blah blah blah, basically i was the talking much than her, telling funny stories and shits that makes her laugh. then my mom call again, damm im 22 mother, stop asking me to come home. i said "to my mother okey i will be home very soon". so HB8 start to say "mama's boy", lol. so i kissed her, then i talk again, acting like nothing ever happened, then she start to talk about her family, i kissed her to shut her up, once, twice, again and again,then she realize and said "are you trying to shut me up by kissing me?" i just smiled to my ears, then she said "yes you are, damm". i said "hey you challenge me to do so", we laugh and make jokes out of it. then she start talking about her family again. i kissed and make out with her, trying to get a finger, she wont let it at first then i let her off, later about her family again, and i got my fingers in hurray. i drove back, i gave the rest of the wisky to a friend that hangs there and back to my place.

reaching my place, i checked my parents, we talk outside my house,when everything is cool, i said "let turn off our phones, i hate distraction" she laugh but she did off her phone, later when i got really horny, i invite her in but she won't come out of the car, i laugh and said "i will carry you in if you wont come by your own", she didn't, so i lift her then she agreed to come. F-closed. i never thought i would F-close an 18yo. tight firm skin, tough decent size breast which means she haven't got laid much.

then she sleep, i tried to cuddle her, she push me and turn away, i rested then i checked if she is still wet, yes she is, then one more,
yes twice. at my rest before the next game.

does it counts the next morning if you didn't sleep that two days? lol. at the next morning my car door was open, her phone was on my dashboard, my brother was shocked and pissed on me, say shits and i when back to my room for more love, opppsss..sex!!!

she said wake up says "let's take a shower" i said okey lift her up, put my dick in, F again, then one more round.

when we were heading to the shower, my sister suddenly came out if the shower, opppssss... lol. later both of my siblings were pissed. lol.

MORAL OF THE STORY, unless its true love, never toy with your friends sister or special girlfriends, he might not disrespect you but your other friends will and you will lose the fun. never give advice to other PUA about PU unless asked. don't pay for the girl's drinks. always make sure you close your car's door even if you are afraid she will lose interest for F-close. make sure everything is cool if you wanted to take shower with her at your parents house.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:42 pm 
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What country are you in? That will give us some perspective on it.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:41 pm 
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im in MALAYSIA


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:27 pm 
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More interesting question is are you going to continue whining about your poor life or you gonna do something about the "fat broken " guy ?


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More interesting question is are you going to continue whining about your poor life or you gonna do something about the "fat broken " guy ?


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:26 pm 
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owh about that... i currently lifting 100kg bench press.... 50 reps.... lifting my self up, using one hand could do it for 15reps each hand. and can go underwater for 5minutes... and fuck i still think im fucking fat... and yeah... i just do pua, only if its a challenge... if its not... then i wont... i fucked three HB8 for week and still manage to practice my flute...got bored with it... yeah... im still broke... won't give or spare a dime for a girl except for the car fuel... owh forgot one thing.. i didn't pay for my food nor drinks... i do give a fuck about it.. coz its not that nice having girls paying for you drinks... FTW i don't give plenty of fuck...


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