The Threesome Story



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:48 pm 
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So it was my birthday and my roommates were nowhere to be found. Around 2:00P.M. I decide I wasn't going to wait around for someone celebrate with. I start drinking. I packed our hookah with mint shisha and start pounding rum and cokes like i'm putting on a god damn clinic.

9:00P.M rolls around and I am awaken from my alcohol induced coma to the sight of my roommate holding a bottle of Jack Daniels in my face. The sheer sight/smell of this sends me sprinting to the bathroom to vomit, I am no longer drunk. I decide that fresh air is the best medicine, I grab my keys and head out to the pool area of my apartment. On my way out I notice a cute blonde girl sitting in the lobby on her computer.

Idea.

I tell her that I left my keys in my room and ask her if she can let me back in the building after I get some fresh air. ( Tip: it is proven that if you want someone to like you ask them to do you a favor. I am a psych major and we just got done learning about this in my social psych course.) I come back in and sit down in the seat next to her and start talking like I've known her forever. I avoid most small talk and just get her laughing. I keep switching back and forth from talking to her and another cute blonde girl at the next table over to get some jealousy going. Anyways I get her number and text her the next day to hang out.

Next night rolls around and she comes over for some drinks, I get her laughing and tease her getting her getting her to playfully hit me and I initiate playful touches. We end up hooking up that night and I've been fucking her for a solid week.

Anyways, before this girl met me she rarely ever came during sex. But since we've been fucking I can usually get her to come at least twice every time. This has apparently made me the buzz of all her friends. Last night her friend from New York comes up to visit.

My dicks reputation precedes me apparently because I didn't even have to entertain the idea of threesome. The two girls were talking about doing it all night and I just played it cool not looking like I cared too much. I would occasionally throw in a playful comment about them being all bark and no bite. We get back to my apartment after a night of partying and I head to my room to change into shorts. Before I can even open my dresser drawer the girl I've been fucking pushes me onto my bed while her friend shuts and locks my door. My girl pulls down my shorts and starts blowing me while her friend watches on my bed. Eventually they both join in and a plethora of sexually explicit acts ensue.

The next morning we talked about it a little, but both girls had never been in a threesome before or had even made out together before that night. The girl I am fucking is pretty wholesome too, you would never had expected her to be a participant in the sex circus that was being held in my bedroom that night. I would have never ever pictured this girl riding me while telling her friend how bad she needed to get on and try my dick inside her.

Overall, the moral of this story is if you fuck a girl right she will always come back for more. Just like if you feed a stray cat.
It really is insane what you can get a girl to do in the heat of the moment so long as you are fucking her right.

Also, be sure to realize that when you fuck a girl, at least half of her friends will know every intricate detail the next day. Which under some circumstances, can prove to be quite beneficial (see three sections up).


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:21 am 
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This made me smile. Good post senator.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:20 am 
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Good Job Bud!


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:57 am 
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Soooo.......... where's the sex tips post?


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:24 pm 
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You just gotta be able to communicate well. I am by all means not huge, I would say I am average size maybe slightly bigger. But I pay close attention to her moans or body language when we are going at it. She tells you a lot about what your doing right by the way she is pulling your hair to move your head, or when she digs her nails into your back, or even what she is vocalizing. The truth is though a lot of girls are afraid of vocalizing what they want because they are shy, so you gotta show them that you don't care and whatever is said in the bedroom stays there. You just gotta be able to pay attention to what she wants and give it to her. There are so many guys out there who can't do it right, if you just listen well, I promise you that she will be giving rave reviews about you to all of her friends.


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