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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:46 am 
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I met this chick, Kana, on the internet. We exchanged emails for about a week. During that time I built it up enough so that by yesterday she had agreed that we would chill out at my place on our first meet.

I never exchanged pics with her so we didn't know what each other looked like. Risky move perhaps, but it wasn't too bad when met at the train station. She had a nice face, jet black hair, she was a little heavy set, but not fat. She had a nice rack and a nice big round booty.

We started walking to my house. The girl was dead silent. It was uncomfortable. I noticed that I was doing all the talking. So after a few minutes I shut the fuck up. Even when there was dead silence she wouldn't talk.

I had no intentions of bringing her home because I live with my girlfriend. I pulled a bait and switch, and as we walked past a hotel I told her that I had just gotten an email from my roomate saying that my roomate would come home early and we wouldn't have the place to ourselves.

We get a room.

We sit on the sofa in the room. The girl doesn't really talk much. She has a pretty face. She's just a very, very shy girl. I get tired of trying to hold a conversation with her--it's impossible, girl is just too introverted and shy. I start kissing her. We make out for a bit. I try to take off her jeans. I get last minute resistance. I break through that barrier in about 15 minutes. She goes to take a shower and comes out in a towel. We kiss some more and then I do my first ever hand-behind-the-neck-pushing-head-down-to-cock move. She sucks it dutifully. It was fucking magic. I highly recommend you don't jerk it the day before you f-close, it will feel all the much better. The rest is history.

After a 2 hour fuck session I decided to go the gym. In all honesty I was completely drained and the last thing I wanted to do was work out. But I knew my girlfriend was coming home early from work and I wanted to get the smell of other-female pussy off me by sweating it out and then showering up at the gym. Ended the day with a great barbecue with the GF. Pretty fucking awesome day.


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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:24 am 
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CONGRATULATIONS HAHA BUT DAMN WHY U TRYING TO CLOSE SO EARLY TAKE UR TIME MAN I MEAN ITS STILL GOOD THAT U F CLOSED I GUESS SOME PEOPLE CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT MAN NOW I HAVE A TEST FOR YOU GO OUT 2NIGHT AND PICK UP A GIRL WITH THE MYSTERY METHOD
A1 OPEN
A2 FEMALE TO MALE INTEREST
A3 MALE TO FEMALE INTEREST

SO I REALLY WANT TO HEAR THAT U WENT THROUGH WITH TALK TO U SOON

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:37 am 
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Nice, but isn't that a bit harsh on your girlfriend?

Man that would have been weird with her not talking. I can't stand girls who don't talk. They bore me, but who cares for a one nighter.


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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:57 pm 
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CONGRATULATIONS HAHA BUT DAMN WHY U TRYING TO CLOSE SO EARLY TAKE UR TIME MAN I MEAN ITS STILL GOOD THAT U F CLOSED I GUESS SOME PEOPLE CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT MAN NOW I HAVE A TEST FOR YOU GO OUT 2NIGHT AND PICK UP A GIRL WITH THE MYSTERY METHOD
A1 OPEN
A2 FEMALE TO MALE INTEREST
A3 MALE TO FEMALE INTEREST

SO I REALLY WANT TO HEAR THAT U WENT THROUGH WITH TALK TO U SOON
Thanks for your advice my friend. But in some regards I respectfully disagree. Why "take your time" as you put it when you can get it lickedy split? I understand that rushing is a bad idea. I didn't write a lot of detail about this f-close, but I really built this thing up a lot in our text exchanges and that's why I was able to close so fast.


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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:04 pm 
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Nice, but isn't that a bit harsh on your girlfriend?

Man that would have been weird with her not talking. I can't stand girls who don't talk. They bore me, but who cares for a one nighter.
Yup, you're right, it sucks for my girlfriend. She knows I fool around sometimes, but I try to keep it on the downlow. The PUA affliction hits me waves. I'll go for weeks or months without picking up a girl and then BAM! I explode and want to fuck every hot peace of ass that crosses my field of vision. I'm convinced that man was not designed to have sex with only one woman for his entire life. If you can do it you are a great man and I bow to you.


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Nice, but isn't that a bit harsh on your girlfriend?

Man that would have been weird with her not talking. I can't stand girls who don't talk. They bore me, but who cares for a one nighter.
Yup, you're right, it sucks for my girlfriend. She knows I fool around sometimes, but I try to keep it on the downlow. The PUA affliction hits me waves. I'll go for weeks or months without picking up a girl and then BAM! I explode and want to fuck every hot peace of ass that crosses my field of vision. I'm convinced that man was not designed to have sex with only one woman for his entire life. If you can do it you are a great man and I bow to you.
I totally agree with you, one women gets a bit boring. It stupid how society tells us that we should stay with one women all our lives. I think the way to go is to have an open relationship although it may be hard to come by a chick who's ok with that.


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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 5:31 pm 
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Closer, good work.

Answering to social standards that exert pressure of having one girl...

It's scientifically proved, human is a polygamist. Evolution shaped such a mechanism to conquer women and make so much offspring you can. Now the human species isn't endangered, but habits remained. Just the evolution shaped us for millions years, and social institutions like marriage exist some hundreads yars. For the evolution it's too short time. In depth, we're still animals.

In the early history of mankind, men had to go hunting, making wars, so men's lifes were short - they died fast. So, for those who survived, there were a lot of woman, in some times even over ten females for one man. So men had to copulate with all of them, in order to bring to the world many successors that will in future secure the existence of a tribe.

Now, me don't have to care about tribe, mankind and so on. But our organisms force us to behave like that. Chemical substantions, responsible for enchanting, seducing, infatuating produced by our body work up to 3 years with a given partner. Then, in order to feel it again, we must change partner up for next 3 years.

The nature is merciless... We can't overcome it.


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fucking epic post. congrats. the hotel room maneuver was capital.

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:34 am 
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The nature is merciless... We can't overcome it.
I hear you Cockroach. I've got the best girlfriend I've ever had yet I just can't keep the snake in it's cage. The current of nature's merciless force overwhelmes me. I can't live without love and I can't live without new pussy. This shit racks my brains out.


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why do all these girls go to take a shower and come out with nothing but a towel on?

just wondering.


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why do all these girls go to take a shower and come out with nothing but a towel on?
Because they know I'm going to fuck the sushi out of them from every which way around; from the front to the back, from the side and upside down. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING makes me more excited in this world then seeing a fine piece of ass that I haven't tapped yet come out of the shower and into the bedroom in a bath towel. Urrghhhhhh!!!!


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:00 am 
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why do all these girls go to take a shower and come out with nothing but a towel on?
Because they know I'm going to fuck the sushi out of them from every which way around; from the front to the back, from the side and upside down. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING makes me more excited in this world then seeing a fine piece of ass that I haven't tapped yet come out of the shower and into the bedroom in a bath towel. Urrghhhhhh!!!!
but every. single. girl. that you bring to this place comes out with nothing but a towel on. maybe that since it excites you so much, you just make up shit and post it just to get off.


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i love myspace or net sites
if a girl comes to meet yu, 9/10 times she wants yu. about 5/10 times yu wil hav sex
i had a full close from a myspace girl in 3 hours the other night - and we watched 4 episodes of friends before that... lol :P
if you can get a girl to come to yrs to watch a dvd she wants sex
i guess its good for me though - i live by a massive shopping mall. hang there for 10 mins then its like, fancy hanging out at mine for a bit? never fails.
fair play on the result with myspace girl, i hope yu made her pay for the hotel. x


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