| So I'm a dude who continuously has great stories to tell every monday about my wild weekend romps, but im sick of only sharing the stories with my dumb roommates...
Here's an interesting one from Saturday night:
I decided last minute to meet up with 2 of my friends who were pumped about hitting the bars and pulling tail. We get to the bar and my friend and i quickly approached a few sets to get us started but nothing was happening.
Suddenly this one set got more and more interested the more we engaged in conversation and tried to progress further. They were finally ready for shots and we all headed to the bar.
I knew right away i was making the BIGGGGEST MOST AMATEURISTIC MISTAKE by having to pay for the shots myself and wasnt happy about it all.
As i waited for the drinks, this bombshell covered in tattoos and piercings started flirting w me. Quickly realizing id rather be taking the shots w her rather than the other girls, i started establishing keno by putting my hand around her waist and asking her about all her tatts. At this point, the 2 dudes who were behind her decided they were not having any of it!! One huge dude told to get my hand off her and fuck off. i assumed that was her bf so i respectfully pulled away the hand and continued waiting for my drinks. She just smiles but continues talking to me looking really really interested. As soon as i opened my mouth to even respond to her, the 2 dudes approached again this time started yelling!! one of them looked like he was ready to gouge out my eyes and im standing there thinking to myself :god damn, im just trying to grab my shots from the bar while my friend and the set we were working waited!!!! i didnt want to fight those fuckers cuz at the end of the day, i hate it when douche bags approach my own bitches. after a few heated words between me and those faggots, i grabbed my shots and walked off.
we took the shots w our set and sure enough they walked away and left us feeling like complete schmucks! i wasnt about to let the night go down like that. we continued our night and hit on everything w a pulse!
Towards the end of the night, Tattood hot chick comes up to me while my friend and i were working on a set of HB8s, and tells me that she had been looking for me all night. She explained that she had just met those guys and that they were jealous cuz they had been trying to get w her since she arrived at the place.
within minutes, my hand was all over her ass and her tongue was down my throat. i suggested we head back to my place with her friend and mine, and play pool in our underwear. She took down my address and sure enough showed up - 3 minutes before i did.
The underwear pool party didnt take place, and she wasnt willing to have a 3some w me and my buddy for some very very strange reason. she explained she was a big time bi sexual and had just fantasized about megan fox.
i felt like she was about to have a change of heart so i took her up to my bedroom and put my dick her mouth. her huge titts had piercings too. it was fantastic!!!!
I wished those 2 faggots at the bar could have seen it. Who's the "bitch" now, asshole!!!
next day i got a text message from her: "Hey, its Allie, it was nice meetin ya last night..kinda weird though, I'm not usually like that but I hope ya had a good time".
Oh I sure did.
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