The place I’m meeting my date, Jennifer, is at a coffee pub downtown. I arrive at the place fifteen minutes late. By arriving late I show that I have other important matters to attend to. I notice my date sipping on an iced coffee in one of the booths. I’m happy because that is one drink I do not have to pay for. We make eye contact and she smiles. I respond to her smile with a smile of my own.
I walk up and say, “It’s a pleasure to meet you again. Now I will leave you again to go get my drink.” She smirks.
I go to the counter and flirt with the girl taking the orders. We chit chat while the guy in the back is blending my strawberry concoction. The counter girl hands me my drink and I go back to my date.
I come back to Jennifer and find her talking on her cell phone. I motion for her to give me the phone. She hesitates, but gives me it.
V: “Hello”
Girl on the other end: “Who’s this?”
V: “V”
Girl on the other end: “Yeah, and who’s this?”
V: “I’m on a date with Jennifer.”
Girl on the other end: “Yeah, I know.”
V: “Are you hot?”
Girl on the other end: “WHAT!?”
V: “Oh, I didn’t know you were hard of hearing. I SAID, ARE YOU HOT!?”
Girl on the other end: “I know what you said, I’m just not going to answer.”
V: “Oh, so you’re ugly, In that case I’ll have to hang up.”
*CLICK*
I hand the cell phone back to Jennifer and sit beside her. Her cell phone rings and it’s the girl I hung up on. Jennifer answers it and says, “I’m on a date. I’ll talk to you later.”
We talk about what she ordered. She bought some exotic coffee and hot chocolate drink that featured whipped cream and sprinkles. I start going into sexual innuendo with, “So you like whipped cream, eh?” She smiles. I take a little bit of her whipped cream and put it on the tip of her nose. She makes a cute noise of glee when I do so. She tries to lick it off. She can’t reach it all so I give her a hand using my mouth.
We seem to be progressing quite well so I get into conversation about her ideal boyfriend. I ask her to describe him to me. She goes on and gives her ideal boyfriend’s traits. They include strength, intelligence, a good listener, witty, and a gentleman. I remember those traits and begin to embed them into stories I make up on the spot.
As we’re talking I am escalating kino. I started by just touching her hand. I progressed up her arm, to her stomach (using a little Ross Jeffries technique), and end up touching her leg. A few times during our conversation my hand slipped and caressed her private area. The first time when I “slipped” she wasn’t too happy, but she didn’t worry too much after the 3rd time.
We progress into sexual talk. We discuss her sexual fantasies. I ask if she’s ever had an orgasm and if so what was it like, what her best sexual experience was, etc. This heats the interaction up to the point where she is touching me. I consider these IOIs and begin to amp up the interaction.
One of her sexual fantasies was to have sex in a pool. I have a pool so I mention that we should go hang out at my place. She agrees. We grab our drinks and head for my car. Driving game is something I lack at this point. That is why I carry a wireless FM transmitter.
Most girls have iPods or some other form of MP3 player. I pull out the wireless transmitter, plug it into her iPod, tune the station to the transmitters signal, and tell her to put on some good music of hers. This impresses girls even though it’s just a $10 piece of plastic. It also does two other things; allows her to listen to music she likes and she supplicates by putting on “good” music that she hopes I would like.
After listening to a blend of Kanye West, Postal Service, and some Spanish music we arrive at my place. I get out of the car and tell her to wait a moment. I act as a gentleman and open her door. I lead her to the front door. We enter, take off our shoes, and go on a tour. As soon as we get to the pool portion of the tour I turn to her. She turns to me with a naughty look on her face. I ask, “Have you ever skinny dipped in daylight?” She says, “Yes.” I say, “Come.”
We step out of the house and onto the patio area. I start undressing. As I’m taking my shirt off I notice she’s just standing there. I ask why she isn’t undressing. She says, “Turn around.” I laugh. I ignore her, take all my other clothes off and jump in the pool. She’s still fully dressed when I come up from the water for air. I start making fun of her shyness and begin to do laps in the pool.
While I’m swimming towards the diving board I hear a splash. Jennifer is in the shallow end of the pool fully nude. When I turn around all I see is her head.
The shallow end is only three feet deep. She squats down to keep her breasts from being exposed above the water.
I go below the surface and begin swimming towards her. I like what I see. I start playing the Jaws music in my head. I am about to attack my prey. I swim around her until I’m at her back. I stick my head between her legs, lift her up, turn, and fall backwards. She lets out a high-pitched scream of excitement.
She swims over to me and hits me, in a playful way. I say, “I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.” (thank you VH1 The Pick Up Artist J) She says, “Don’t worry, I don’t bite.” I swim over to the edge of the deep end. I give her the come-hither look and pat the cement walkway. She swims over, pulls herself out of the pool, and sits on the walkway. I go in for the kiss.
I do a Hitch; go in 90% and wait for her 10%. We kiss and make-out. I progress down her body with my kisses and licks. When I get to her vaginal area I find her legs squeezed closed.
I force them open and dive in.
She loved what I learned from my sex ed teacher
When she is all wet I pull back and begin swimming towards the shallow end of the pool. She dives in and becomes the shark after her prey. I stop at the pool ladder. I tell her to sit on one of the steps. We’re in penetration position.
Before I start fucking her I ask if she is taking the pill. She says, “Of course.” That’s good enough for me and I start pounding her.
We’re fucking for seven minutes before she has an orgasm. I end up getting off at the same time.
I’m relieved at this point and I fall backwards into the pool. I float on my back. My dick is sticking out of the pool like a submarine with the periscope up. I look over to Jennifer and watch her get out of the pool.
I ask how the experience was. She turns around and gives a beaming smile. I’m happy that she’s satisfied.
After about a minute of floating in the pool my dick starts to shrink back to normal pool size. I get out of the pool. Jennifer is sitting on patio with a towel wrapped around her. I grab a towel for myself and dry off.
I look at the clock and see that I have just over two hours till my next coffee date. I tell Jennifer that I will take her home because I have to take care of some other things. She says, “OK.” We get dressed, get her things, and head to the car.
During the drive back to her place we listen to Enya and Amy Winehouse on her iPod.
When we arrive at her place I continue to be the gentleman by opening her car door. I walk her to the door. I tell her that I had a great time and I will give her a call later in the week.
We kiss and I head back to my car.
Now I have to get ready for coffee date #3.
CHAT
