| First off I have to say thanks to AFC Adam. Randomly ran into him last weekend here in Phoenix. He was nice enough to stop and talk about game with me when he didn't have to. Real cool guy and just meeting him lit a fire under my ass that got me the hottest chick I ever banged. Thanks Adam...
The Sunday before last (this is before I met Adam), My roommate and wing E decided to do some day drinking. His friend Holly came over and we literally all bought 40's and took em' to the head like we were in high school again. I could tell this was gonna be an interesting night. After we were done we decide to hit up the local bars, which in Oldtown, Scottsdale, is about every other building.
First bar we go to is pretty much dead but not bad for an early Sunday afternoon (think it was only about 1:30pm). We're regulars there so the whole bar staff was happy to see us and ot us quite buzzed. Another regular whose name I have no idea, walked in a few minutes after us. She was with this smoking' hot blonde HB8. I gave the regular a hug and did the old "don't be rude. Introduce me to your friend".
HB8: Hi. I'm HB8 (sticks out hand)
Sith: Nice to meet you (takes hand, leans in to kiss it but kiss my own)
HB8: (shocked and smiling) You just kissed your own hand!
Sith: No I didn't. Your a crazy person. I'm havin security throw you out
HB8: HA HA! Your funny.
Now, I've been watching alot of old Marx Brothers movies. I noticed that whenever Groucho talks to a woman he really gets cocky-funny on them, so I though I would try a few lines on her from the mustached one himself.
Sith: Have we met before?
HB8: Don't thinks so.
Sith: Really? I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
HB8:...
Sith: I have two questions for you: Are you married and do you have any money? Answer the second question first!
HB8: HA HA! I do have a little money.
Sith: Well in that case I love you!
I gave her a big hug and then pushed her of me saying she was moving to fast. I don't really use that much cock-comedy stuff (except for the kiss your own hand handshake, that shit is gold) but it seemed like it was working. I kept escalating kino and getting her to qualify herself with the usually: "what do you have going on more than your looks", "Tell me 3 cool thing about you" etc.
She told me she had to meet some friends at the bar next door and that I should come. Now, I take everything a woman ask me to do as a hoop she wants me to jump through...EVERYTHING! And I never do. So I tell her I'm going to the bar on the other side of the block but maybe I'll swing by and say hi before I do. I couldn't tell if she was disappointed or pissed that I turned her down. Either way I didn't care. You can't care in this game.
I was getting bored and wanted to go somewhere else but my wing and his friend still had full drinks to finish, so I decided to actually go to the bar were HB8 was. She was there with a mixed set of about 11. This might be a hard group to just hop into, except for my secret weapon against anyone between the ages of 25-30: DUCKTALES T-SHIRT! I only wear Disney after school cartoon shirts because no matter where I go, at least 5 people will come up and tell me how much they loved those shows. This was no exception. The guys and the girls were all over me (what?) asking me were I got the shirt, if I could name all the characters, sing the theme song, blah blah blah. To keep the whole crowd entertained (so not to be cock-blocked later) I did a few bar tricks, told some DHV stories and listened to their lame ones. I did this all while ignoring HB8. She was just sitting there starting at me.
The group was going to some upscale bar that had private karaoke rooms. They were getting one and invited me to come along. I told them I didn't want to go. This time I knew the look on HB8's face was disappointment. Yes. She said I should really go and so did the rest of the group. Only because they all asked I caved and went, but when we got there HB8 changed. Not because of me or another guy, but because it was a more upscale place that we were at. She got all snooty with other people just because she was the best looking girl there. It was a big turn off so I just up and left.
This was the best thing I could have done.
As I was walking across the street to meet up with my wing, a group of girls were in a car with the music blasting and stopped at the red-light. they were screaming and having a good time as I walked in front of them. For some reason i decided to stop and start dancing to their music (no idea) which then turned into me giving their car a lap dance. They loved it. I only did it for a few seconds and then just kept walking without saying a word.
Met with my Wing E and Holly at the bar. It was dead except for a few other people and some Three Olive promo girls. They were SPAM free shots and neon pink glow bracelets (hence the title of the post). I took a few shots which turned my slight buzz into slightly drunk really quick, and grabbed a bracelet. I tried to put the thing on but couldn't do it myself. I asked one of the promo girls to help but it turned out my wrist was to big.
PG (promo girl): It won't fit.
Sith: I could say something really dirty right now.
PG: he he. You still want it?
Sith: Sure. Maybe it will fit around my cock. That would be funny. (seriously joking as I said it).
PG: We should see.
Sith: Alright.
I grabbed her arm and pulled her into the corner, whipped it out and stoop there. Now, I know this was bold. I know this. But, I wasn't even gaming her. Even as she put it around my cock n' balls. I was drunk. I thought it was funny. I didn't even wait for her reaction. I just ran up to E and Holly and told them I had a neon cock ring on and started laughing. I was drunker than I thought.
The place was boring the hell out of me so I decided to go back to the original bar. I ran into a friend there who said she was waiting for some people to show up. They did. It was the girls from the car I had humped in the middle of the street! They went nuts when they saw me. They all gave me hugs and said how it was the funniest, coolest thing that had happened in an otherwise boring night. The driver was an HB8.5. Late 20's. Huge boobs. All mine. She instantly started giving me IOI's.
HB8.5: That really was awesome when you did that. (Touching my arm)
Sith: Thank you...and just to let you know, it's $5 every time you touch me.
HB8.5: Good thing I have cash on me
Its on.
Sith: You would not believe what happened to me just after I saw you guys!
HB8.5: What happened?
Told her about the cock-ring but left out it being my suggestion and that I was the one who pulled it out of my pants.
HB8.5: No way!
Sith: I swear to god. My cock is glowing right now!
HB8.5: That is crazy!
Sith: Shit like that happens to me all the time (it does)
I just shoot the shit with her for a while. Build some comfort. The usual. Then I make my move.
Sith: You guys mind if I borrow HB8.5 for a second? Well be right over there. (pointing to and empty spot in the bar)
Obstacles: If it's alright with her, sure.
Sith: C'mon. Want to show you something cool. (Don't wait for her or a response. just start walking. look over shoulder and she's following)
Sith: Are you fun and adventurous?
HB8.5: Yeah! Sure!
Sith: Cool.
We get to a secluded spot in the bar. it's even deader that it was before anyway. I just stand there in front of her.
HB8.5: What are we doing?
Sith: I'm letting you see my glowing cock-ring.
HB8.5: Really?!?
Sith: Sure. You seem like your cool and down to have a good time. Why not?
HB8.5: Okay.
Sith: Go for it.
She unzipped my pants grabbed hold. then started stroking, and stroking, and stroking.
HB8.5: Oh...my...god.
Sith: Alright that's enough of that. Lets go back to our friends.
I've gotten enough LMR in my life to know that you get alot farther going two steps forward and one step back. We rejoin the group just in time to see my Ex-girlfriend (who I still bang once a week) walk in the bar. I give her a hug, introduce her to everyone and hang with her for a bit to build some social proof and get some jealousy going in HB8.5. It works. Once my ex left I asked the obstacles if I could steal HB8.5 away again for a minute. Sure. I took her upstairs which is closed down for the summer. As soon as we reached upstairs I decided to go caveman on her (sometimes it's just the best way to go and has been working wonders for me lately). I picked her up and sat her on the air hockey table. Started to make out heavily. She was wearing a denim mini-skirt (thank god). I reached under and stuck a finger inside. She was soaking and already starting to cum. I pulled her off the table and onto a bench near by. Went down on her for a while then f-closed. When we were done she said she wanted the neon ring as a keepsake for the best, most exciting sex she's ever had. It was hers. She never had sex in a public place before and couldn't wait to see me again. Got her number but hung out with her and her friends for awhile so she wouldn't get any BR. I would use this same upstairs bench 6 days later. Since this post had so much detail and took so much time, that one will have to wait till I get back home. It's even better.
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