Every one of those times I end up getting in a cab after five minutes of conversation. Or rather ten seconds of conversation followed by five minutes of French kissing I keep reflecting upon it afterwards. Was there something different about me or something special I did or said compared to all those girls I did not get it on with? Or was she simply just in the horny mood at the moment I met her?


Situation one:

I somehow end up filthy drunk and alone in a night club (where did my friends go?), some hot (confirmed the next morning she was actually hot) girl sits down next to me and starts talking gibberish I can't remember. I say very little, she tells me "I have to go meet some friends", me "whatever, zee you". She comes back ten minutes later with a beer for herself and a glass of water for me (wtf), tells me to drink it up (I thought it was a drink so I did). Next sentences out of her mouth was a lot of gibberish followed by "damn you're hot". Me; "stop talking, let's get out of here".
= Did I really do anything here a part from being drunk and obnoxious?


Situation two:

I'm out with a French friend of mine. We walk from the night club after a unsuccessfull tour of duty trying to get laid, our prospect for the night is an after party in a crappy apartment with five guys and booze. On the way we meet two female English tourists visiting the city. My friend starts talking to them in Norwegian "Hey, girls, hold on. We've got a great party with tons of people 2 minutes from here. Come with us". Yes, great party (shabby apartment where nobody takes out the trash) tons of people (five guys) 2 minutes walk (20 minutes walk) from here. Anyway, I translate for them since most French people, including my friend, are incapable of forming a coherent sentence in English. One of the girls asks me where the taxi line is, she wants me to show her because she needs to know before we go to the after party. I tell my friend to take the other girl to the party and then we'll come along in a while.
She suddenly starts holding around me on the way to the taxi line. I show her where it is, and of course it is a huge line of people, she seems disappointed. Tells me she would rather like to take one now so I could show her where I live. I get the picture through my drunken mind and calls a friend of mine who's a cab driver, get her to my place and the rest you know.
= I did nothing, absolutely nothing I would say



These were just two out of many examples. In fact, well over half of the times I have gotten laid there were no efforts at all on my part.
Now; How do I generate these situations?

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