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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:02 pm 
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So i need to give you guys abit of background first. :D . so ive just got out of a 9-month relationship. my choice, i missed this! ha. i missed going out with my buddies etc.
So, this girl in my class at college, we would talk and laugh and i would always tease her about being a "goody-goody" etc. Anyway, another guy in my class was like way into her, it was obvious for all to see. So he made-out with her a few times but he is a complete an utter arsehole, i mean he wears the most stupid thinks ever. Not peacocking, not even stylish, for example he buys suit pants, cut them and wears them as shorts with white shoes and a straw top hat. He really rubs me up the wrong way, but my ex-gf was his close friend so i had to put up with him. Furtermore, when I'd talk to this girl, lets call her N, about the AFC, J, she would always say she wasnt sure if she liked him and that he n that they argued too much etc...
So when Id split up with my gf, i was bouncing around in a club when who do i spot but N! HA! So im making chit-chat with her, remeber brothers it had been 9 months since i had to do this! then it all started coming back to me. i negged, fluffed and DHV'ed my way to a sweet kiss-close as i left the club. I already has her number seeing as we were mates, so we texting the next day when she asked what im up to tonight. i tel her that im not sure why? and she replied with "wanna swoop in and do something?". well boom! i was psyched now. but i played it cool and we arranged to meet at 8 n then we would go to mine and watch a film. Only then did i find out that J was having a party that night and my ex was bugging her to come.(sorry this is taking so long to get to the sex, but ive needed to get this all out my system). But N declined and instead we met up and had a smooth walk to my house, we laughed and flirted, we made out on a corner as i showed her a funny street sign. Eventually we got to mine. I got her upstairs she sat on my bed n i lay next to her. So im lying there n were talking, n i tease her about something so she hits men then i grabbed her n pulll her around abit, i then pulled her chin up, made a "C" with her hair and kissed her soft, then hard, taking off her leather jacket as i did it. She then totally suprised me by stradleing me and, we continued making out as i pulled her top off, un-did her bra. I then reversed her over into the missionary position and went to work with my hands. After about 20 mins of this stuff we had mind blowing sex all over my room. She was a real kinky fuck for someone so shy and goody-goody on the outside.
safe to say that the AFC hasnt spoken to either of us since and my ex-gf has even stopped texting me. so i killed two-birds with one stone and got laid! LOL.
Im still kinda in shock about how well it all went, but im really pleased that im back in the game.
Click.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:43 pm 
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Good job you P.I.M.P. that was pretty smooth... Except Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird, you can't top that.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:45 pm 
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cheers mate,
yeah but who can top the chuck?
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Vernon Koekemoer.
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:lol: LOL. yeah I accept he might be able to handle Chuck. I draw the line at The Hoff though.

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hey welcome back man :) and also smoothly done, good job


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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:48 pm 
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thanks buddy, ha it was pretty slick ;)

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Haha nice thats a good way to get started into the game again. Now if you get to a level where this is just common place i think we'll all be happy :) Good luck dude hope you find what your looking for out of this.

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