Sex usually isn't so enjoyable for me if it's just a ONS or if she was "too easy" or something like that. I decided it was time to have some better sex. Sex as good as sex in a good relationship, except without the relationship.
I met HBNoCrawfish (she doesn't like crawfish which is very strange!) through my friend D. He and I were grabbing a snack from the University Center and he ran into her there. The three of us sat down to chow down and I immediately noticed that she held great eye contact which was attractive. We all talked about some stuff and I learned that she's a singer! I told her that we should all jam sometime. D and I already jam on guitars almost every day. We got on the topic of cell phones somehow and she pulled out her phone saying that it's really old or something. I took her phone and commented on how crappy it is as I put in my number. "Now you have my number," I told her. I pressed the call button. "Now you have mine," she said.
We went outside to watch some Capoeira performance for a little while. I threw in an SOI by seeing if HBNoCrawfish could come out with us to the bar tonight. She said she had a date. Then, on a whim we all decided to jam in my room, so I led them there. Turns out she's actually a good singer who knows a ton of songs. She even sang this Metallica song I played which made me be all like OMG THIS CHICK IS SO COOL. We started talking about how the singer from System of a Down started his own project and stuff. We all decided to go to her room to listen to it because she has the CD. Note the time distortion created from the multiple venue change.
D said he had to go put his laundry in the laundry machine but he would join us in HBNoCrawfish's room in ten minutes or so. So, it was me and her alone in her dorm room. Game on. I started sexually framing random shit and applied some incidental kino. My calibration senses told me that escalation was good to go. I projected my feeling of attraction for her to turn the vibe between us sexual, kinda like sexual state projection. I commented that she and I were on the same wavelength for a lot of things, which acted as another SOI. It got to the point where I said in a playfully flirtatious manner, "Where is D? We need him here to break this intense sexual tension between us lol." I broke some kino barriers by finding some window of opportunity to tickle her, and (when D came) even to kick her ass playfully while she was turned around. I playfully placed the blame on D. I proceeded to sexually frame more things until D had to go unload his laundry. I took this as a good time to leave. HBNoCrawfish had to get ready for her date, after all.
I call up Stormy. He picks up me and D to go out for a night of sarging. After a while, HBNoCrawfish texts me with "Are you and D still at that bar?" Apparently her date is done, so I call her up and ask her how her date went. She said that it went really well and she had a good time, but it's obvious that she didn't have sex with him or else she wouldn't be texting me only a few hours after I left her room. This means I can easily steal the Buying Temperature that other guy conveniently set up for me.
I tell her that we'll pick her up before he head onto the next bar and she agrees.
On our way to this place called Saturn Bar, I sit with HBNoCrawfish in the back seat. I run Ross Jeffries's Discovery Channel Pattern to further sexually framing her. Worked like a charm. At Saturn Bar they were playing oldies music that you swing dance to and stuff like that. Lucky for me, HBNoCrawfish really liked that shit. I run my usual rapid kino escalation dance floor game and her BT is through the roof. The dance floor is GREAT for kino escalation, by the way.
Now, get this. HBNoCrawfish is not a smoker. I am. While the sexual tension ramped up from dance floor game, I say in her ear something to the effect of "I'm not going to kiss you because I'm a smoker and you're not. I'll taste like an ashtray." I'd say this was pretty good for push/pull.
HBNoCrawfish throws a shit test. "What makes you think I even want to kiss you?" She says it in such an obviously flirtatious manner that I don't think it even counts as a shit test. I forgot how I exactly responded to that, but it was something like "Oh, trust me. I know."
I also say in her ear while we're dancing, "Are you discreet? I like being discreet." She responds with a yes. This is the part of Objection Game (Vin DiCarlo) that I like to focus on the most.
The sexual tension levels skyrocketed after I told her that I wasn't going to kiss her, so we ended up kissing with no tongue. By the end of the night we go back to my dorm room to "jam" some more (plausible deniability), but my roommate is in. This ends up being a good thing because I decide right then and there that I do not want to have sex with her just yet. I want to tease myself so I have more fun while I'm actually fucking her. I walk her back to her dorm room and she tries to invite me up with her, but I tell her that I'll just meet her up the next day for lunch. I also throw in one of those "I'm not looking for a relationship" comments and she says she isn't, either. Managing expectations, check.
I get up a little late the next...afternoon lol... and see a text from HBNoCrawfish. "Wanna get lunch?" I text back "in a bit" or something like that, but I end up going back to sleep for another half hour or something haha. When I wake up I call her and tell her to meet me at my room at 6:30 and we'll get dinner.
When she gets to my room I put on a movie called "Strictly Sexual" on my laptop. Check out that movie, guys. It's the perfect movie for any PUA to have in his movie collection.
I told her that I didn't want to fuck her last night because I want to be teased so that the sex would be better. Because I told her this, she didn't let me fuck her that night lol. We fooled around in other very fun ways, though. Thank you, Steve Piccus. We didn't get dinner until much much later than 6:30
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Next day there was a Crawfish boil at my Fraternity's house. I invited her over because she's never had crawfish before. I fucking love crawfish. She ended up not liking it, though. Lame.
Apparently the guy that took her out on that date was there, too. I had no idea he was friends with my Fraternity brothers. After two rounds of crawfish, a group of us left to go back to our dorms. This group consisted of HBNoCrawfish, that other guy, me, and two freshmen interested in rushing Sigma Chi. I chatted up with the two freshmen, inviting them to other rush events we were having, all the while pretending not to even know HBNoCrawfish to stay consistent with being discreet. She was walking with that other guy back to their dorm. Eventually we all split off and I head to my dorm. Before I split off HBNoCrawfish and I exchange a knowing glance with a smile. I shoot her a text "You know where I'll be
." About ten minutes later she responds with, "I'll be there in a sec."
Teasing myself worked. The sex was fucking awesome, but she kept me up all night so I missed my classes the next day.
CHAT
