Last Thursday we had over 30+ heads at the Open Lair meeting, so it went really well. Everyone seemed to be chill and networking like a muFucker! I got that bad boy on tape for the *ahem* collection. It should be nice. Teddy did his thing, Zar and I finished it off with Social Proofing.
After the meeting we head out to our usual spots for a Thursday to smash, we end up there and the place was packed, lines as long as a Disney ride. As we're walking up Zar sees two lil hunnie dips and decides to talk to them, by the time we get to the front so we can get in, I turn around and tell security I have 3...no no, wait FIVE people behind me. Damn you Zar. Security gives me a weird look but we all get in. I have the juice card w/ security, but getting ahead of myself sometimes is a no no. They still let us by though.
THURSDAY
I'ma just break down sets I remember since it's been a while since I've done one of these fuckin' thAngs.
*The MILF*
I walk in the place and Zar's already doin' his thing so I walk up to say what's up and get into a talkative mood. High-fives all around as usual. The conversation with this chick was crazy. It went from S&M clubs in Hollywood, to what kind of sex she was into which after I spiked it there, I left Zar with her, then I came back later to talk about all the crazy drugs she's done and which were her favorites. LOL! Chick wasn't your typical "mom." But before I took off she had me rollin' and I looked at Zar and was like, "She's chill, we need to chill with her, she'd fit into our group really well. Get her number before you bounce." BAM! Used the "Assisted Number Close Technique" and I was OUTS!!!!!!!!
*The Hair Stylist*
Latin tells me his boy needs help winging so I go in and hear some girl just starving for attention by the way she's talking. You can tell her friends get all the attention and she takes the back seat a lil too often. Latin's buddy introduces me as the dude "who owns the place." She took it literally since she was trying to play too cool for school. My target didn't really care, she seemed laid back and chill. Right after I sensed the Hair Stylist was crazy chill I started to qualify her. Chick wasn't a local...NICE!!! The threads been cut a million times, but for some reason her loud ass annoying friend was STILL talking about sushi. So I look at her and tell her 3 times, "We not talking about Sushi." But the loud mouth still didn't get it. I continue on with my target building some comfort and BAM! Get her number and they're off. When I was in set. I was locked in against the wall. Talking slow and making strong eye contact. I felt a bit off since I'm a high-energy type of guy, but it seemed to fit the situation and worked really well.
*The Bay Girl*
I was up to a 2set and start with my usual, "What are we celebrating? Lie if you have to." They start laughing and ask me why would they lie. I bust on them for that. I haven't been running much for routines lately. I might do the rings here and there or the San Francisco Handshake, but not like I use to I just put it in there when I feel the need.
I'm in the 2set solo so I know I can't give my target all the attention so I bring her friend in from time to time and let her know she's not alone over there. I tell the girl she doesn't seem like shes a local because she has this "chill vibe" about her. She says she's from San Francisco. I show her the SFH and she eats it up as usual. She then proceeds to ask if I'm gay. I poke her ribs and tell her only on Tuesdays.
I'm vibing really well, the attraction's up there, I did small qualifying on her with her personalty and built SOME comfort. Her friend wants to bounce to another bar, so I pull my girl in close and talk straight into her ear. "You seem really chill, I'm almost tempted to ask you for your number. If we wanted to stay in contact with one another how would we go about that?" I get that puzzled dumb look I was waiting for and she says, "My phone number." BOOYA! I act like I don't know which pocket my phone is in...Get that bad boy on out and...Digits baby.
*The Fashion Gal*
Zar and I have bumped into this chick a million times. Now that we're looking to do social circle game with people, we've been number closing peops like crazy. We talked to her during our 60 days out. She was at the bar talking about fashion and all that jazz when we were talking about picking up women. Fun night. So I see her walking by the bar and I cut through a circle of people to stop her and say hello. She's cute. I say what's up, make small talk and tell her I see her too often to not chill with her. I tell her to give me her number and she does. She tell me she's having her birthday party at the bar and that she'd like for me and Zar to come. NICE!
Besides these numbers, I was walking around high-fiving, sideways hugging girls allllllll night. The occasional poke to the ribs (gotta poke the ribs) and "How's it going?" You can never go wrong with social proofing yourself for the times you get blown out. You just turn around, stand for a second and either go to a new set or a warm set.
FRIDAY
I told PradaG I'd wing with him and FrankTheNinja on Friday. Dude seems crazy chill in AIM and in person. Really cool and friendly vibe. (So I'm goofy huh?) LOL!!!
I'ma break down the sets I was in or involved in.
*Chunksters*
Everybody was freezing up, so I wanted peops to be in a talkative mood. Me being who I am and how I run my game, I talk to anybody and everybody. That's just how I do, son. If you're fat, thin, tall, skinny, unless you're just crazy CRAZY looking, I'll talk to you. So...I get these two girls involved with us, I get Prada and FTN (FrankTheNija) talking. The girls are friendlier than most. Very nice. I find out they're from the Bay and show them the SFH. They dig it. The guys are talking now and we're off.
*Seated 2set at bar*
I tell FTN to go in and he looks at me and tells me to demo. At first I'm like, "Damn son, really? He just sent me into a hard set." LOL! So I go...Walk up, tap girl on her shoulder and ask the usual. The closest one to me looks at me with a huge smile and say, "The good life." I smile back and get a high-five and tell her that's the best answer I've heard in a while. Usually I'd clown her and say it's the coolest answer in the past 2 minutes, but I genuinely liked her answer. I order myself a water since I was thirsty. I get my water and turn around to lock in. The girl's a bit buzzed so I'm digging her friendly vibe. Her friend's a lil more drunk but I get a hello from her as well. I talk for a lil more and then I'm off.
*3set on patio*
FTN goes in and opens. I tell Prada to go and wing. He says he doesn't know how to wing quite yet so I go in. "Are you girls being nice to my friend?" as I throw my arm around FTN and point at them in a accusing manner. I believe the Asian girl spoke up first and said yes so I bust on her. "I heard that the first one to answer is usually the one who's lying." I get a puzzled look. LOL! Girls don't like being called liars. We have a short white girl a cute Asian chick and a chunkster. Now Prada's in the mix and we're all having a good time. I'm talkin' with the chunkster about hip hop since she said she was listening to Nelly on the way here.
I lean back and ask FTN who the "trouble maker" was. He points out the Asian girl. So I continue to distract the chunkster. The group was fun and has cuties in it so I number close the chunkster so I...or we can get in that social circle and holler at her friends. LOL!!!
Prada and FTN we're chatting up like crazy by now and having a good time. FTN's body language was solid and he was getting chicks hooking and smiling. Prada was over his AA and was talking to everybody. It was a fun night.
*5set B-Day girls*
We're heading back to the car and I see this circle of girls and see if FTN is down to open this 5set. Everybody knows anything more than 3 is hard to do. I knew what I was getting him into but he asked for a demo. LOL! I would have too. (I'll get you back Frank LOL) I will admit. Right as my hand was about to land on the first girls shoulder when I was tapping it I was thinking that I might get blown out. But as my hand hit and the words, "What are we celebrating tonight?" rolled out of my mouth I hit that comfort zone and knew I was in MY world. The girl looks at me and says, "It's her birthday." as she points to her friend.
I get a high-fives all around and tell B-Day girl she gets a gift from me. I say, "I'ma teach you something new for your birthday, alright?" She's all smiles and says okay. I go in and show her the SFH. The whole group laughs. I have everybody's attention and it's going smooth. I see the cutest one out of the group is getting lippy so I neg her (properly this time ZAR. lol) and she quiet downs a little. I talk for a bit more keeping my energy level a bit more high. I see what they're up to right now and they're leaving, so I get another round of high-fives and clown on the cutest one, one more time and eject.
Over all, Friday night was fun, I had fun Chilling with FrankTheNinja and Parda. They met a local that I bump into a lot. She's crazy cute and has a smile for days. Hopefully we see you guys down here in OC more often.
SATURDAY
I get FlightDeck to roll out. I almost had to convince the fucker that Sharks Club was way better than DTF. LOL!!! SecretAgent was in the building and FTN was around but I couldn't get to him in time. My bad bro, I wasn't in the right state of mind.
This night I didn't really do shit. Zar was on point all night. FlighDeck was on his Asian thing..NICE!!!!!! SecretAgent was all over the place talkin' to chicks. The only thing I did was talk to some chicks I know from DTF. That's about it. LOL! Oh, well...I almost passed out at the club from being tired...That count?
SUNDAY
Relaxed at the pad, did some laundry, read the forum, chased some cats around, ate, rubbed one out for the fuck of it. That's about it.
MONDAY
It's my first day at work and I'm wondering all day if this job's for me. BLAH! I'm in training all day, listening to some dude who doesn't know how to teach for shit, teach us stuff on the computer. I get out of work and head home to meet up with Ms. Cheeks.
I'm not sure what I wanna do with her. She's chill, but I've already had two outbursts with her. One being at a club...Not good. She knows the deal, but still likes to get lippy here and there.
Anyways...
I get home and get all comfy, she gets over here and we're goofing around. She tells me she cant' fool around 'cause she's on her monthly. Text from one of Decibel's posts start to float in my head "LAy DoWN A TowEL, HYdrO!" I go in the bathroom and grab one, lay it down and throw her on it. I get a rubber down from my adidas bag and throw it on and go on my way. The rubber's killing the feeling like crazy. I pull out, rip it off and ask if she has anything. She says no then I go back at it w/out a rubber.
I lift up to watch me go in and out of her and then when I looked up she's biting her lip. LOL! She opens her eyes and says, "You're such a perv, Hydro." I smile and agree. She likes it though. I continue to hit it but the bed I'm on makes SO MUCH NOISE it's ridiculous. It's either smash and makes crazy noise or take it slow and be boring...
The bed was loud as fuck...
I've been taking a lot of time off from sarging, so I chose a chick to chill with during that time and Ms. Cheeks was it. With the crazy Korean from LA here n' there. But, I'm mos def gonna have to let her go once I get back into the swing of things. I'm nowhere where I wanna be with gaming yet and a relationship isn't gonna get me there. Fuck I don't know, that's just how my week has been.
Until next time...
-Hydro
This wasn't much of a FR as it was a story to let you fuckers know where I'm at lately.
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