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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:23 pm 
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This all started with my FR "Day of a PUA". I met the girl at a Barnes and Noble and even though I suck at Day Game my nimbus/state was incredibly sick because at that time I had been going out every night for 2 weeks.

I was unreactive and disinterested as f**k but extremely interesting and even got kino going. I left it with a number and that was that.

From there we made vauge plans to meet up over text messages that never actually happened. This changed last week when I got a text from her asking me to come meet her at Riverfront. I was originally going to Nikki Marina but I changed the plans and went down there with some friends.

Moment I got there it was incredibly ON. The only problem was I wasn't. She was acting super sexual with kino and innuendos and I wasn't in that headspace yet for some reason...I was still trying to flirt and build rapport. She also had some drinks in her and when I wasn't ballsy enough and sexual enough she lost interest and nothing I did after that got her to even notice me. She walked off with some guy friend she brought there. This led me to write my "Sexual Challenge" post because it was bullshit I couldn't get myself in that headspace.

I figure this set is over and done with but last night was Monday and I was pretty damn horney from the challenge and yes I admit starting to feel a little desperate. Also because I hadn't had a January girl and wanted to keep my average of one girl a month strong. I look in my phone and see her name...figuring it was a long shot and I had nothing to lose I had the following text conversation.

Psych: Hey how bout I come by tonight. Watch a movie, crazy rough sex, have some drinks wtvr?

HB: Lmao...Sure!

Psych: Address and what time? (I couldn't believe it lol)

HB: BSO Main Jail...Back Lot (She's a cop by the way so I figure she's f**k around with me now)

Psych: LOL I'm not that kinky. Lets keep it your place for now, the address?

HB: I'm serious...I'll be @ BSO

Psych: Where do we go? The car?...

HB: Jail (I can barely believe this shit now)

Psych: Sounds hot lol. What time?

HB: Mid...

Psych: I'll be there


So now all these thoughts are flashing through my mind. Is she serious? Is she just gonna handcuff me in a jail cell and laugh at me? What if it's just a prank and she's not even there? What if I get stopped by some other cops? What if we get caught by other cops? My mind raced to every problem even to what if I can't get it up?!....f**k YOU LIMITING MIND! I tell myself I'm going and I'll be fine. I'm the kind of guy that does stuff like this all the time and it's no big deal. I basically had to bitch slap my inner game.

I go catch some movies with friends and then make the long drive over to the jail. I see the prison gates and roll around to the public parking lot. I had no idea where the back lot was. I got there a little early and called her...no answer. I sent her a text...nothing. I'm waiting in the parking lot now figuring this was some kind of dumb joke on her part and about to head home. It's 12:10 when I call again and finally she answers. She tells me I'm in the wrong lot and directs me someplace else by the employee parking. I was worried I might get a ticket or something but screw it. I see her on these big steps waiting for me and walk up to her.

Moment I see her I smirk and go for a big kiss but she recoils. I didn't get it and was wondering whether I should just say "I figured you'd be more fun wtvr". However she started walking up the steps and told me to come so I figured why not and we'll see what happens. The fact she didn't kiss me though bugged me.

We go into this big lobby area where all these people are standing around watching TV monitors. Even though it was midnight there were people everywhere but I just tried to act cool like I belonged there. We go down this hallway and she uses her badge to open a door. I figure we're going to a jail cell and can hardly believe it, the whole time we might have said one word to each other. She turns and uses her badge again for another door and now we're in some little office with a desk. Apparantly we weren't going to an actual cell but we were still in the jail.

She closes the door and just smiles and asks something lame if I found the place alright. I go for the kiss again without answering and this time she's into it like crazy. We start making out for a while and I'm sitting on the desk the whole time. I place her hand on my c**k over my jeans and she stops making out and goes down on me. I didn't want to blow it yet so I stopped her and had her bend over doggy style on the desk. After fingering her a while like that I take out a condom I brought and just do her doggy style. It went on a while cause it's hard for me to bust while standing for some reason. She wasn't to loud thankfully but she liked squeaked alot it was funny but cute. Our shirts were both on the entire time.

Afterwards we both just got dressed and I felt kind of awkward and didn't really know what to do. I just talked with her about the jail a little asking where they keep the prisoners, what does she do here, something playful like next time it'll have to be a cell. She was just making small talk also. It was kind of weird, like we were just aquantices meeting up again after a while. Finally I just said I had school in the morning so had to head out. Didn't give her a goodnight kiss or anything she just showed me out. In the car on the way back home I had this feeling of "Did I really just f**k a cop in a jail?"....


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:50 pm 
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Haha dude that is tight There's a story you can tell your kids.. haha not but props on that one. I bet it took awhile after to even get excited because it hadn't set in. Anyways it made me laugh.. great story

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