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JMart
 Post subject: HB8 was horrible in bed
PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:20 pm 
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jesus christ was she ever haha

ive been gaming this girl for a few days and she decided to come by my house after work last night.......so i take a shower and all and when she gets here she takes one too and changes......we have fluff talk about past relationships and how both of us have been engaged and we both backed out because we couldnt stand commitment. she ended up giving me a massage because shes studying to be a physical therapy or some shit haha the massage was worth gaming her haha but anyways i decide to return the favor and end up kissing her blah blah blah......

long story short i f-closed and she wasnt good at all......it was wierd i thought she was gonna be really experienced and she wasnt at all......she asked how she was and i told her straight up me and her were gonna have to work on some stuff and id teach her a few things........so it looks like J Mart got him a fuckbuddy :) gotta love them


i decided not to call or text her until she texted or called me first and i woke up this morning with 6 texts from her and 2 missed calls haha.....evidently she liked what happed ;)

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Break her in carefully! :lol:

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ill try :twisted:

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damn that lil dude looks evil.....im guessing its the devil horns and red eyes haha

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Look dude,House-training a dog takes time, and Fuck-training a chick takes even longer! If you have specific shit you want her to do, you gotta tell her and vice-versa!( I don't know about you, but I suck at reading minds!) So I'm up front from the start and have the "sex talk" before I ever bed down some chick! I mean, I'm not lazy, but I don't wanna do all the work in bed while she just lies there and gets her rocks off!(Speaking of rocks, I used "Pop rocks on a broad last week, and knocked her fuckin' socks off!!!) remember a little communication goes a long way!

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respect dude for being straight and to the point, nothing more boring than wanting to lay a chick only for her to not move in bed
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I'm actually not surprised at all actually...often the hottest girls I've f*cked are the worst in bed (Not to imply that I've banged tons of girls, especially by PUA standards!)

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sometimes there's only one thing to say, like what smudge said:

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Unleash the freak! 8)

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If you have the patients to teach her what she should already know go for it, better then J/O right :twisted:
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and i bet if you pulled it off right with the right amount of push pull you could make a total freak out of her, make her your slave lol
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to me pu$$y is pu$$y then again i never experinced what you did

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