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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:35 am 
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well this is going to be my first ever lay report. i am new to the PUA world so i can presonally say without the information i received, this wouldnt have happened. now lets get to the good stuff! its kind of long so i'll provide cliffs at the bottom.

it was a few weeks ago when i was browsing single girls on myspace and came across a pretty cute girl. i checked out her page a little bit to see if i was interested and turns out she is into many of the same things as me, one of them being cars. surprisingly she even enjoys working on them. but she also has a thing on there stating shes not looking for anything and wont meet up with guys who send her messages on there but is up for civil conversations. game on.

so i send a message saying " your just the type of girl ive been looking for...to help fix the damn oil leak on my bmw!"
and also had some random question about cars in the message. well that got us talking back and forth for a few days and then one day she says hey i cant talk much but heres my number, text me later. didnt ask for it at all but i sent her a text later that day. she called me back shortly but i didnt pick up or call back til the next day. i was with some friends and didnt have much time to talk.
few days later i was taking care of a highly intoxiated friend of mine and she is texting me while im partying and she was having her own party....says " oh damn, you should come take care of me"
i wanted to so bad but i couldnt ditch the drunk friends.
the next day she invites me out to her house at like 11 PM after she got off work. nobody else there.
i showed up at her house around 11 45 ( took long because i have a lowered bmw and there was some rough roads i hadnt been on before)
and we started talking for hours, just kept the convo going with random subjects. well i had to work the next morning at 8 so we were watching the clock but we just couldnt shut each other up....it gets to around 4 30 and she says you can crash here for like an hour or so before work if you dont wanna drive home. so we head up stairs and she shows me the guest bedroom area. i laugh at her and say nah im stealing your bed with the dog. we walk into her room and the dog jumps on the bed so i lay down next to him and start petting it....she goes and changes into some other looser clothes to sleep in and then we got on the computer...youtube, myspace, pictures....all that jazz.... well around 6 10 i decided im not going to sleep and i need to get home before my alarm starts going off and pisses the roomies off. i ended upbeing too tired and calling ito work though

jet outta there without even tryin anything because it just hadnt escalated enough
next night we met up at applebees for about an hour with her friend and then back to our seperate homes. the next night she comes over for a bit and we are talking up a storm again....gets around 4 and the door is closed and my lights go out but we are still just talking....then i felt the right moment and we started making out, articles of clothes started coming off... her hand was down my pants pullin on it but she stopped herself saying " no its going to make me want it more" so we basically just made out and stuff til i had to go to work.

so the next night was wednesday and we both had thursday off so i go over and we are hangin out for a bit then popped in a movie and relaxing with a beer for each of us and laying in bed....start makin out and clothes are comin off again... didnt take long before she was practically begging for it so i run downstairs for the condom, go back upstairs and get to work. i wont get into specifics from here on unless someone asks but i will say she was quite pleased, as was I. i stayed there for night and we messed around in the morning a little too. since then we havent done much cause shes been quite sick and it has just been on and off with us, she has been messing with my head in that regard lol.

now i must say before this girl ive had some terrible closing issues. my first girlfriend lasted 5 years, the next was about 5 months, and the one after that was a few weeks... and until this girl i just talked about i was a virgin at 20 years old. i just couldnt overcome the LMR with the other girls.

but just the other day she sent me some pretty incredible pics of herself....theyre definately getting locked away in a private collection haha



CLIFF NOTES:
found a cutie on myspace, opened and chatted a few days then she sent her number. hung out the next day, then met at applebees next night. then fooled around next day, and finally layed her on the fourth meeting. sort of dating her currently


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:13 am 
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I can't believe you gave her a disease!

PS post pics

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:54 pm 
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lol, what disease would that be?

nah i can't post the pics....unless she really pisses me off lol
although id rate her probably a 7 or so....real thin body but a nice shapely ass. not much for boobs but they were still fun to play with haha


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:49 am 
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Goodjob bro. I wish you the best of luck in getting over the past relationships that may haunt you or disbelieve in yourself. Don't let em. Look forward and focus on your pursuit of happiness and what you want in life.

Simply put "get out and do shit" bro! lol


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:40 am 
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yea she definately boosted my confidence a bit, which was my biggest problem. but we just had it out pretty bad so about those nudes, you guys still want to see them? haha...she actually sent me more the other day, so i got plenty for your viewing pleasure....how would i go about loading them here


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kick ass bro, haha myspace "A place to get laid"


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:10 pm 
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whats that? i tried to search it on myspace but got zero results?


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lol right on brotha.....

What part of you game did you feel you most improved on since your pua journey began? Closing? Opening? A little looser?

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ive definately improved everywhere. im more relaxed, more confident( but still not where i need to be) i can definately open better, but again im not where i should be yet. i was always good at closing when i did close. basically if i can get a kiss out of a girl, i know i'll get more...that kind of stuff is just one of my best features lol


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Post pics


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Good job on the lay dude. i actually lost my virginity a few days back. i have been involved in the community for a less than a year, and have been getting number closes and kiss closes with ease. I knew the next step would be by getting a f-close, but was kind of worried about it because i did not want to suck at it the first time. I finally decided that it was time and so i started to go out looking for a f-close. Last Thursday, i was doing my laundry in school and dropped an article of clothing, and muttered "fuck" just as a girl bumped into me. She turned, looking horrified saying "omg i am sorry." I am good at starting a conversation off anything so i just went with it. "o, you thought i was cursing at you huh? haha no i just dropped something, i dont get pissed when a random girl decides to rub up against me." She replied "haha, o year, i was about to wonder why you would get mad about that..." I gave her a shoulder but continued to talk . "so damn, way to do your laundry at night. i am on to you...u know that all the guys do it at nights o you are here to pick up men...i am calling you out on this." she laughed and leaned into me, and stayed to talk even though she was ready to leave. I continued..."are you staring at me as i fold my boys? that is kinda creepy." i said this with a tone that was sacrastic, and i got a good response with it. "haha sure, i just love to see your underwear." I wanted to push the limit, so i added "well, u can help me fold my clothes...and then i will let you walk me to my dorm." Surprisingly she took my offer and started to fold. I acted shocked and said "i was joking...i dont let random people fold my clothes...creepy." again, my tone was perfect. she laughed at this comment and we had small talk, and i came to figure out that she lived in my same dorm. I got a good look at her, and she was about a 9, with an awesome body and a cute face. walking back to our dorm together, she asked if i wanted to hang out with her, and i said "woa...we just met..trying to seduce me are we? i dont do that on a first date...but here, put ur digits in and we will go from there..."
Going on my way, i texted her the next day telling her that i was going to be at a dining hall at such a time and she can join me. she did show up, and just was cocky funny and things went alright. i knew i did not have anything but physical attraction with this girl. We hung out on sunday night, and i did my own kiss closing routine, and then it ended up us getting naked and me getting my f-close. i did pretty well i thought, lasting 45 minutes, which i am proud of for my first time, and make her...you know...at least once. come to find out, she would tell me two days later that she has a bf at home, so that gave me an outlet of saying i did not want to cheat like that and i just want to be friends. I did this because she seemed clingy and i honestly did not care if i got in her pants again.
I honestly feel good that i did manage my first f-close. now i am not worried about it anymore and could just go out worry free. Feel free to give me pointers with my routine i used. i have been doing stuff like that for a while and have amazing results when you blame them for seducing you.
just wanted to throw in my first f-close, hope you enjoyed


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