just a funny little story about something which happend to me last night

went to a bar with a few of my buddys ( one pound jager bombs , just fucking amazing ) wasnt really interested in sarging as ive been dealing with some confidence issues at the moment ( two nights of continous rejections got me down ) and just wanted to have a good time.

anyway towards the end of the night a HB7 ( my friends would later try to convince me she was a 9 ) approached my group asking for a light. i didnt have one as i dont smoke ( incidently what do you guys think of carrying a lighter even if you dont smoke ? ). my friend gave her one and introduced himself. i then turnt around introduced my self , went direct " you look ....... stunning " shook her hand but held to see if she was into me .

good news she ended up holding my hand for like 30 seconds.

this is me paraphrasing out convo the best i can remember

me: i swear it seems like your just using my friends for smoke . and me for my body. i have a personality as well !!!!!!

HB: hahaha im not !!1

me : really ? then why wont you let go of my hand ( strong eye contact )

HB: ( lets go) you were holding my hand haha

me : fine lets find out ( hold her hand again , she turns it for me to kiss it . i kiss my own . she laughs and i know its on in a big way )

my mate : hey i thought you said i could have a drag

HB: bla bla bla bla no

me : come on thats not fair , sharing is caring after all. at least thats what i tell people about chalmydia ..........

the look on her face hahahahahaha

anyway i left them to it and he number closed.

not annoyed about it just thought it was funny and would like to share it with you .

hope you enjoyed x

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Seize the day

Hahaha, i laughed pretty hard about your line,
atta way to scare a girl, hahaha

But you could have go for her, to end your depression

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You're not afraid of the dark are you?

haha it was funny, she's just boring. chances are if you didn't say that joke, how long till you said another one that would get her all in a huff

I've probably said worse, and gotten away with it....

if you can make people laugh you can say whatever you fucking want, it's unbelievable.

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