Hey guys,
I work at a company that has a larger ratio of women to men. The guys on the whole have little to no game. The women range from HB8s to just Bantha Bad.
We have IM at work where you can talk all day and I found this to be a great tool.
I saw a cute little Latina girl a few weeks back. I smiled briefly. She saw me meeting with another chick after work when we passed each other and she was with another guy, who's now not on the scene.
I walked past her in the corridor a few weeks back, saw her on her phone texting and rolled out the line;
"who are you Sexting?"
Cue blushing and giggles.
"Nobody" she replies.
"Don't be sending any to me- unless you mean it." I grinned and walked off.
Next thing, she's IM'ing me every day. Then her hot Latina room mate who also works there is IM'ing me, probably to try and figure me out but I had met her before and she is the hottest chick in the place so I had no problems being in touch with her.
So the first chick, we'll call her Thirsty and the second one Hungry, starts coming over to my desk on breaks. Then she starts coming over for both her 15 minute breaks, sometimes just sat in my chair when I return from doing something.
She invites me in a roundabout way to a couple of parties. I say "maybe, I think I'm washing my hair that night" and I show up for neither one.
Then I turn it on her and arranged to meet up one saturday night. But I didn't call her, which is my rule of threes.
I asked her a coupla times since and she has said "no", which is all well and good.
Why? Cos her room mate keeps IM'ing me.
So we had a work outing the other day during the day and Thirsty kept flirting with this guy infront of me and I ignored her and him pretty much and got on with what I was doing.
Next thing, I hear they made out with each other, despite having jut met each other that day. Now I think the chick is a total slut and decide there's no more filter or game playing.
So I send her a text the same night she made out with the dude- at midnight- saying she can meet me the next night where I will proceed to hand her her ass at mini golf as "punishment for flirting outrageously".
She plays coy, says she has other plans, I say "break em," she says it's family, I say "meet me after" she says no.
So I tell her "your cheeky flirty privileges with me have just been revoked" and she sends me a

I go about my business over the weekend, til I get back to work Monday and her room mate IM's me about the "Weirdness" between me and Thirsty.
"It sounded like you were hitting on her and to be honest, I read your texts and I felt a little uncomfortable."
To this point, I thought I'd played it pretty well, toying with her for fun. This confused me.
"It sounded like you were hitting on her"- the girl who sits at my desk on both her breaks, arranges to go out with me and flirts with another dude infront of me? Well, yeah, we're both playing games here.
OR is Hungry getting uncomfortable because she wants some?
I dunno guys, my work game was working pretty well, then I hit this.
I did spin it round on her by saying, "don't feel embarassed you misunderstood".
Thoughts?