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Last night: Alright, so last night I went to a local pub with some friends of mine. Wanting to practice just basic openers, I looked around the pub for any soft of women to talk to. What did I find? A table of nine women, 3 cute, 1 average looking, 1 below average, 3 of them in their late 40s early 50s, and 1 that must have been in her late 60s. I was like "Yeah that the table I want to open."
The two girls I was out on the pull with (They are Bi-sexual and have agreed to help me) thought it would be better if I practiced on single girl or just on a set of two or three, not a whole party of women, but I figured the harder the set the more experience I will get, plus I'll never see any of them again, ever.
Me: Excuse me ladies, I have a questions for all of you.
Alpha mom: Hello there, that is my daughter, she is getting married next weekend.
(This caught me off guard, but I went with it, plus it told me that she was taken.)
Me: Oh congratulations! This is funny, because the question I have for you all has to do with relationships.
Alpha Mom: Oh really? Go on.
Me (My original opening): The Four nights ago I, and a few friends, were at another bar. While we talking I saw my sister's fiancee there, and he was kissing another women! My buddy recorded it on his I-phone, but I don't know what the best way to present it would be. What would you guys suggest?
Alpha mom: Hun, how old are you?
(This question scared me.)
Me: 23.
Alpha mom: Oh these girls are way to old for you.
(I thought myself, oh damn I just got called out. So I said only thing I could think of)
Me: Oh. Well, what should I do about my sister?
Cute girl: I would text it her phone.
Me: But I don't have it on my phone, my buddy does.
Cute girl: Have your buddy text it to you!
(I pull out my phone, which got chewed up by my dog so it has duct tape on it)
Me: Look at this phone, I got duct tape holding it together.
(The whole table laughed)
Alpha mom: Are you single?
(Again this caught me off guard)
Me: I float around. Why?
Alpha mom: Oh this girl over here is single, and you seem like a handsome young man, I thought you might want to date her.
(Unfortunately she pointed at the below average looking girl. Thankful the girl did not seem to like the idea, and well I didn't either.)
Me: Oh well I not really looking for anyone to date, but thank you for the offer.
Alpha mom: Hey hun, go to the bar and order yourself a drink. Tell them to put it on my tab.
(I was blown away by this offer, and since refusing a gift is bad manners (and it is) I went and order me a drink!)
Me (After I came back with my drink): Thank you for buying me a drink.
Alpha mom: No problem. By the way would like to come to daughter's wedding?
(At this point I'm just having fun with all the Alpha mom's random questions and comments)
Me: I love weddings! Where at and when?
(Alpha mom tells me)
Me: Well ladies, I need to get back to my friends. (At this point I introduced myself and got all of their names). You all have a good evening.
Also somewhere in this conversation I asked if I was a Hermaphrodite to which I replied "I never heard someone use that word in a conversation before. High five!" And went back to what I was talking about.
Overall I don't think this went bad. I might not have gotten any numbers, but at least I got a free drink, some conversation experience in opening sets, and well basically a huge boost in confidence!
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