Alright, so I'll start at the beginning.

My friend works at a Pizza Hut, and he told me(plus his brother) to come by during his break so we could smoke. I go pick him up, then drive to a nearby apartment parking lot, which we always smoke at. We get done smoking, and then this chick comes out walking to her truck, which happens to be right next to where I parked. Her face wasn't too bad, but she was wearing these tight shorts which showed off some amazing legs. Before I can even consciously think about it my mouth says:

Me: Heeey, whatz up?
Her: Hey
(Pause)
I have no clue what to say next, so I just go into my cigerrette routine, and suprisingly it works.

Me: You should let me get a cigarrette...
Her: I don't have a cigarrette.
Me: Ooooow, where'z all the budz at then?
Her: That'z what I was about to ask you.
Me: We're trying to get another joint, all we need is like 40 cents to get another one.
Her: I think I have 40 cents.
Me: You should let me have it.
Her: Am I gunna get to smoke it too?
Me: Yeah, we can come back for you after we get it.
Her: No you won't!

Then some filler, and she walks back like shez going to her home. I call her back.

Me: Hey, are you gunna get me that 40 cents?
Her: I wasn't planning on it.
(I thought fu beach)

Then she walks back to her truck, only she enters through the passenger(near where im sitting) side this time and shez bending over infront of me looking for change. I made the mistake of being quiet(and not staring), after some reflection I realize I should have said: "Daamn girl, you got some sexy f*ck'n legs..." then got her number and called when I got the bud, leading to an insta-date.

I feel like I could have gotten away with it, and was disappointed all day for not closing. But I realize that I can't change it, so best to just take it as a lesson learned.

Not an amazing story, but submitted for your approval.

I agree, the compliment would be a little unnecessary but you could have easily been like "So I'll call you when I get it, put your number in" and even if you weren't able to smoke that day, "So I guess I owe you 40 cents" could be a decent opener or part of your game.

Seriously man, with all the pua material here on this forum the best opener you can come up is hey?

I'm not trying to hate but your conversation seemed more like a banter then anything, there was no rapport no comfort.

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haha, timoT is kinda right. but at the end of the day "hey" opened the set. sometimes thats all it takes, you dont have to perform endlessly. anyways chin up breh, next time youre in that situation you'll know what to do. Just chalk it down to a learning experience[/code]

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