The plan was to hit Bridgnorth with my wing, Nuclear... So I met him in his little village, he was stuck with his old mates from home, at some music festival thingy. I hung around for an hour, wasn't really enjoying it, and feeling pretty low energy and shattered... So I leave to go home and chill...

I'm driving back, and who texts me, but my old house mate from Uni! Coventry is an hour away, do I go, don't I... I bite the bullet, I wanted to go out, and it should be fun. I neck my can of Relentless, and start to feel the "going out vibes"...

First set... 2 girls, one of them actually opens one of our group. Her friend (who is actually the hotter of the two) is just standing there... Both pretty drunk though... I open with:
Me: That's an awesome dress...
Her: It's my friends! (I didn't really want her to respond here, but I just talked over her as if she hadn't said anything)
Me: I saw someone wearing the exact same on in Maisons, where we have just come from...
Her: OH, that's bad times...
Me: Yeah, don't go there tonight!
Her: Who looked better?!
Me: *I give her a look, as if to say, I have to say you, because you are here!* You... *shifty eyes, back turn*
Her: OH! *She gives me a tap on the shoulder...*

I can't remember if I used the "Hand off the merchandise etc." or not... But I rolled off, and chatted with my mates again. The set were still tagged onto the edge of our group, so I re-engage with:

Me: *Beckon her over* Have you meet my friend? He is absolutely awesome, he used to be president of the SU...

Blah blah

I run Cs vs Us, seems to hook quite well, but she is more than a little drunk, it is the ending that I ruin!

Me: so, basically, you could be a model!
Her: No, I don't think so...
Me: Well, maybe, if you put a little bit of make-up on or something...

Oh OHHHHHHHHH! Bad reaction (not a surprise really!) massively offended, off she trots to her friend at the bar... Oooops! Definitely my fault, that was very offensive, I was a complete prick for saying it... Oh well...

Another set later, not really anything interesting, but I said:

Me: She is crazier than you! Why are all the pretty ones crazy?! (I was indicating one of the girls in our group who is easily a 9)
Her: I'm not crazy... Do you think I'm crazy?
Me: Just a little bit, but it is probably because you are pretty...
Her: I'm not crazy, and I'm not pretty...
Me: Don't worry, it's good, you intrigue me!

Off she goes... Hmmm... Maybe in both instances, I should of said something else like Mystery’s "Beauty is common..."

Lesson for the night; don't offend people! (Probably should of known that one already... ooops!)

hahaha awesome. oh well you live you learn

Yeah, people get out of control with Negs. Neging is an art, one done with the subtle stroke of a brush and a carefully chosen combination of paints, not a gallon jug and a wall roller.

Think of it like dabbing whip cream playfully on someones nose as apposed to dumping a bucket of ice water. One will get you a playful smile, the other a black eye or worse.

Gotta keep in mind the end result is getting a girl to WANT to fuck you. No one WANTS to fuck an asshole that makes them feel like shit, unless they are a psycho insecure asshole themselves, in which case get the job done and RUN.

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haha yeh, its a learning experience. at least you'll know what to say if that ever happened again

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