To tell the story right, I have to introduce the concept of Drew. Drew is a friend of mine, known him for almost 13 years. me and him are both naturals, but since I've been learning the rules of the game i'm becoming more refined than he is. I decided one day to fold him into PU... now.. everyone has a "Drew" he is the friend that makes an ass out of himself, and consequently everyone around him. He is a TOTAL alpha (though only in his mind) and if you challenge that he wants to get stupid, fight, etc... (typical alpha) I guess I wanted a handicap make things harder so to speak.
Night starts out. I know the owners of a lot of the clubs here in the area and one of them lets me know there are 5 pages of guest list for this particular night and that I should come on over.... who am I to say no? So call drew to be a wing/ mentor him.
We get to club rain, the line is around the corner and it hasn't opened yet. I walk up to the owner, shake his hand, smile get my wrist band and walk into the closed club (therefore cementing my value from the get go) Order a water with olives in a martini glass (it works lol) then go sit out by the Que with my drink chatting up girls etc.I manage to pull a set of 2 (6 and 8 ) and ask them to hang out when we get in the club, then turn around to find Joe (the owner) I mention to Joe it was my birthday and he hooks me up with VIP seating and champagne service.
few hours later the set shows up to the table. we have a few girls there already but I ask them to make themselves comfortable, offer them some champagne, etc (in short I was KILLIN it lol) THIS is where drew comes in.... he ruins the set of 6 and 8 because he's getting somewhere with a 3 (yeah, a F*^%*ing 3!) he says simply to the girls I met in the Que " can't you bitches see we're a big deal? get lost already!" of course they leave... I pull drew aside and try to explain why that was a bad idea.... he tells me off and goes back to my table.
Later on in the night drew strikes out with the 3 by trying to feel her up. while im cutting it up on the dance floor with the 8 drew told to get lost. I dance with her and her friend, K-close the 8 on the floor after some dance game/escalation. and ask them back to my table, explain that Drew is an idiot, etc (yes... at that point I rolled over on my wingman.... I kinda HAD to) we get back and Drew acts all excited to see them again. we're sitting having a good time then he starts moving in on my mark (the 8 ) I tel the girls I'll be right back, pull Drew aside again and explain to him "Rack Jacking" is a HUGE no no. he then explains to me that if it wasnt for him and his "rugged look" neither of them would be at the table and if I wanted the 8, I would have a fight on my hands (ame-wise) of course I accepted that challenge.
So I AMOG a little, make out with the 8 a few more times, damn near F-close her at the table, everything I could think of to show Drew that this girl was LOCKED down on me... then he ruins it. he lunges at her like an animal and try's to force a kiss on her... of course at this point they both hurry out of the club freaked out. I got her number but now she thinks i'm an asshole (thank you Drew)... I wound up with a 7 that night but I still feel like that 8 got away (story on how I banged her coming up lol) anyway yeah... worst wingman ever... but that's not all, on the way home, he tells me for 30 min how he has more game in his pinky than I have in my whole body.... (trying to get the 7 I was going home with)... anybody else have terrible wingman stories? I know im not alone here lol
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