| I was visiting my family in denver on the way to yellowstone... my brothers didnt believe how much ass i was getting on the side to to prove them wrong, we went to a brewery with my entire family (father mother, brother, half brother, step brother) and my brother and step brother, we look like a bunch of fucking abercrombie models. I thought the hostess at the brewery was kinda hot but slightly younger than i want (maybe 20) and i am 26. I told my brother i could get her number before leaving the place. obviously she was eye fucking the shit out of us, and OBVIOUSLY my bros didnt have the balls to approach her. We head upstairs enjoy our meals and i told them game was on. they owe me $10 each if i got the number and i owe them $50 each if i didnt. We go downstairs to enjoy a smoke, and i told them go in before me... LUCKILLY a bunch of old ladies were coming out so i was stuck holding the door for them... good to show that i have manners in front of her. HERES MY APPROACH:
me:hey whats up
her:nothing just working
me: obviously... so whats your name so i can match a name to a face
her:tori
me:ok cool... hmmm
me:im rob
her:nice to meet you
me:so listen... i have no idea whats going on around here and im surrounded by rednecks... where is your favorite place to go around here? like what bars?
her:this bar down the street called ***** (forgot the name)
me:oh ok cool so ill see you there?
her:maybe i dont know
ME: ok so how about this, let me get your number and ill text you when when i head out, and you can join me!
her:I DONT NORMALLY GIVE MY NUMBER OUT TO RANDOM PEOPLE
me:i trust you arent some kind of stalker, because thats not my style...
her:come get me when you leave
..... LONG STORY SHORT I GOT MY MONEY THAT NIGHT WITH A NUMBER CLOSE... and it was her number. i never followed through because i was too drunk to care....
HERES WHERE I GET PISSED....
i was in fort-fucking-collins colorado partying at a college bar with the brothers... step brother on stage freestyling like a whiteboi and my other brother enjoying the show and me sarging like a motherfucker. many girls outside... my brother is talking to a very nice girl (whom i was accidently trying to PU) and seen she and him had a thing going already. fat bitch one and fat bitch two and fucking hippie bitch and hot hippie were running their cockblocking techniques and i pulled my brother aside to run some sidegame... we needed to sit on a grenade... or two. a three way is still a threeway regardless if its with fat bitches or not i told him...
SO! with that being said, we tried running some sidegame on the hippie bitches and fat bitches... the hippie bitches were the ones running their A+ COCKBLOCK and i wasnt having it. i kept talking to hot hippie trying to get some kind of reaction and distraction from my brother negging her and trying to pull her in but her BITCH SHIELD WAS WAY UP... actually all of them... so needless to say hot hippie left and no matter what i said, she was hell bound to leave.. wtf
me, my brother and the girl he was talking to and knew beforehand, the fat bitch and the ugly stuckup hippie were walking towards his house. fat bitch was making it difficult for anyone to stay in front of the house because she wanted to leave. i was making it pretty obvious that we were down to fuck that night... HERES THE FUCKED UP PART.... my brother said hed take the fat bitch to her car, and the other chicks followed suit... seeing as how they were all leaving and packed into a saturn i said "I DIDNT WANT TO FUCK NONE OF YOU GIRLS ANYWAYS" ....
my brother comes home later after fucking his girl and said
DUDE WHEN WE WERE DRIVING BACK DROPPING THE FAT BITCH OFF, THE OTHER GIRLS ALL THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT WAS WANTING SOME DICK! i was like WTF!!! how much more obvious could i have made it and how did they repel the game i was running??? i didnt understand!!!! WTF! something didnt go right that night... i dont know what the hell it was, and YES I WAS DRUNK AS FUCK AND PISSED because some bunch of hippie bitches went home wanting dick when it was RIGHT FUCKING THERE IN FRONT OF THEM!!!!
INPUT PLEASE?! what the hell... i still am kicking my ass as to what the hell happened. i have run game similar to this, and i have had it successful 100%... _________________ if you cant duc it, fuck it 
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