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| Chicoman69 | PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:47 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot |  | Joined: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:00 am Posts: 366 Website: http://pickupartistpua.blogspot.com/ Yahoo Messenger: sexyman6980 Location: Chico, CA USA | | I had a good day today. I worked about 8 hours at Walmart and saw HBMommyTits with her kids. She's so freakin' cute and nice to me AND her kids. She might be married though. Damn she has a phat (pretty hot and tempting) body and enormous tits. I greeted her and her kids as she passed by my register. Note to the fellas: always take care of the single mommy's kids, make them smile and maybe mommy will show you her wet smile too.
Lots of cuties came through my cashier line. I greeted them, made small talk, rang up their items and sent them on their merry way. After work, I decided to go to the local Farmer's Market since I had time. I ran into some "friends" there. I bought some cilantro and got a free white peach from a booth with this girl that is super flirty with me. God she is so cute, at least an HB8. I talked cilantro a bit and made my purchase and left to another booth. Some Mexican customers of mine noticed me walk by and I greeted them with a "Hi/Hola". I told her I bought some cilantro. She got all excited thinking I was a true Gringo with my batch of cilantro. Her daughter is cute but a little fat, which still doesn't stop me from having blowjob/doggystyle fantasies though. =P
This gorgeous asian girl was at one of the booths and kept making eye contact with me so I bowed and talked to another gal that was selling fresh mint. I walked around a bit more and noticed a couple cute blondes, an HB7 and her pretty friend whom I (would) love to (bone to) death. She's just barely teetering on age 18 though, so I resist the urge to make babies with her. They walked up to the booth where I got the cilantro. I noticed them looking my way and there was a line for the booth where I was going to buy fresh mint. I approached the cilantro booth and noticed zucchinis there, 3 for $1. Wow. Great price and four girls with just me standing there oogling the uh... vegetables. I pointed at the zucchinis and commented on them. The girls all giggled. Alas, the two younger (most likely under-aged) blondes left to find other prospects. I talked to the cilantro girl. Damn, she is such a sweetie. I would love to introduce her to my penis, I mean... uhh... to my mom. I handed her a $1. She handed me a bag and had me pick out a couple zucchinis. I had her pick my last one from the stack of veggies. I told her something about really knowing how to pick em well.
She kinda spaced out. I told her, "I said 'you really know how to pick them well... no pun intended' " with a huge grin. The girls giggled like crazy. It had just enough tension to make them laugh. I took my giant dick shaped zucchinis and thanked the girls and walked away. I got about 10 feet away and the cutest one shouted something like, "I love you!" at least I thought I heard. Then I bought some fresh mint and proceeded to the main Farmer's Market booth.
The beautiful HB8+ blonde coordinator was there at the booth. I told her I was translating her free materials I got there last time from Spanish to English. She laughed and I set down the fresh mint. We chit chatted a bit. She is really cool and has a similar age and educational background as me. I didn't notice a wedding ring on her finger either. I bid her good day and continued on my way home. That was great to see some local cuties and sample the food and eye candy.
Thanks for reading,
Chicoman _________________ "Failure is not an option. Everyone has to succeed." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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