Well, well, well, I’ve been in this sandy abyss for 10 months now and tis finally time to voyage back to the Promised Land. The land of Freedom, the land of the Brave, the land of cheap liquor and beautiful women.
For those of you who don’t know me I’m an American soldier currently deployed. But this will all change as tomorrow I’m jumping on a plane out of here headed home. I will only be home for 2 weeks then ill be coming back to this mess, so I truly must make it worth while.
My goals; Buy a new car (cause I’m rich bitch), become black out drunk at least 3 times, avoid fights, avoid petty drama, avoid fat/ ugly girls (might not happen if I reach black out drunk goal), close a girl without telling her I’m in the Army (sometimes it seems like it’s a crutch because American girls are so patriotic(they love soldier sausage)) receive a rim job…just joking….maybe, have a 3sum.
My tactics; Have fun, drink booze.
I Will be keeping everyone updated on this drunken escapade I hope everyone enjoys.

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Heres to our children, may their fathers be rich and their mother be beautiful