The night started off with me meeting some friends at a karaoke bar. I didn't know it until later, but this place got me in the right mindset to go out and pull some chicks.

While at the karaoke bar, we were fun, conversation was flowing and it was all around a good time. We left and went to a club. The minute I stepped through the door, I was all smiles, and if anything over the top fun. I literally walked in yelling and singing to the music. "OH YEAH! IT'S A PARTY NOW!!" This of course got all eyes on me from the jump. My attention was quickly noticed by a girl at the bar sitting with another gentleman. I flashed a smile and she smiled back. As I started to walk around, I continued my loud yelling and got noticed by another girl who commented to her friend on how cute I was.

I see a set of 4 an immediately opened with cologne opener. LMAO! I lost the attention of 3 of the girls before I could even get to the part where I ask them to smell my wrists. The one that stayed around was very interested and we chatted for a bit after my opening. I knew I needed to bring the group back in, so I negged her for being rude and asked her to introduce me to her friends. One had some huge boobs. One girl was really fat and disgusting. The last one was smoking hot and my friend was already on her. Also found out there was a guy in the group. Older gentleman. I compliment him on his ability to be hanging out with a bunch of beautiful women. I also tell him that I want to be like him when I grow up. Pumped his head up and cleared the way of me continuing to talk to his friends. Later found out that the hot girl my friend was talking to was his daughter.

Either way, after intros were made, the fat girl is sitting on the couch and straight groping the chick with the huge boobs. I commented on the situation, and the fat girl says something like

Fatty: You can't touch them though... These are all mine!
Me: I'm cool.. There are plenty of other boobs in here to grab on. Plus I have my own things to play with *I grab my cock*
Big Boobs: OH YEAH!
Me: LMAO! You're a cock gazer!

Fatty actually reaches out to grab it and I slap her hand.

Me: If you're gonna touch, you gotta pay me and I don't come cheap
Fatty: How much do you charge
Me: For you? Haven't decided yet, but a few more drinks and I may give it away for free
Fatty: GO DRINK THEN!
Me: Ooooookayyyyy

I turn my attention back to the target and we continue to chat about nothing. Fatty then decides that she wants to dance and gathers up her group. She tries to pull me to the dance floor and I turn her down. "Maybe later" I tell her. They all get up and leave their things on the couch. I notice this and think they are crazy for leaving their stuff behind. The target asks me to watch her things and I decline.

I look over my shoulder and see a beautiful girl with gorgeous boobs sitting at a table with a gentleman.

Me: These girls are crazy! Do you see this? They just left their stuff behind
Her: I know. They aren't worried at all about someone stealing their things

We start to chat for a bit, then I ask her if the guy is her boyfriend and she says no, he's just a friend. I chat him up a bit and we actually had a few things in common. Completely left the HB out of the convo though. I then turned my attention back to her and she was excited as hell. She then says that she's going to the bathroom and will be back. While she's gone, me and her guy friend continue to chat. She comes back and she has a drink. Says I should try it.

Me: I don't try things unless I know what's in it. Plus you maybe trying to drug me or something
Her: OMG! I was in the Bahamas last month and I think I was drugged.. blah blah blah wah wah wah
Me: So you're trying to get payback now?
Her: Noooo... it's this and this and this
Me: So it's like an orange julius huh?
Her: YEAHHH!!!

I take a sip and it's good. We chat for a bit more, then I excuse myself by saying I needed to get back to my friends. I find my friends and one is in a 3set. I jump right in. The conversation is flowing. Things are good. One friend is sitting pretty far away so I bring her into the convo. She comes over and my friend is like "Doesn't she have a famous face?" I was thinking "No", but on the spot said she looked like a young Vanna White. She beamed. Her friend then says she was on the cover of playboy 1999. So I say "Let me see", took her by the hand and twirled her around.

Me: Oh yeah.. .Definitely. I'll never forget that ass! Looks a lot better with no clothes though.

Now seriously, I usually never jump to straight sexual, but they ate this crap up! Me and the target chatted some more, then I took her to the dance floor. We danced and I brought her back to the group. We continued to chat and I found out that she's in a relationship and has been for 5 years. I asked her if her boyfriend got jealous and she said no. I asked how he would feel about her dancing with me and she said they're both secure in the relationship. I flipped the tables and asked if she found out he was dancing and grinding all over some girl at the club if she would get jealous. She hesitated and I pounced!

Since she's in a relationship, I shifted my attention to the Playmate. Chatted her up a bit then took her to the dance floor. While there, the girl with the gorgeous boobs walks behind me while leaving the dance floor, puts her hand around my waste and says something I couldn't hear in my ear. I grab her hand and hold onto it a little longer than I should have thinking I would see her as soon as I left the dance floor. When I left, she was no where to be found. I was pissed. I searched all over that damn place looking for her and she was no where to be found.

Upset with myself for not closing, I opened a 2 set with Maury opener. We chatted and things turned sexual once again. I took her to the dance floor and we pretty much grinded on each other. I hate this type of dancing. I turned her around and in the same move put her hand on the back on my head/neck. I got close to the point where there was that tension between us, then leaned in and kissed her. We made out on the dance floor for a good sec. We left the floor and I pulled her to the side and asked for her number. She threw it in the phone and as she did, I realized I couldn't remember her damn name. Didn't tell her this though. Just put my phone in my pocket and said I'd call her. I ended up remembering after she left though.

Don't really consider this night a success even though I had an amazing time. My skill level is there, I just have trouble focusing enough to close. My intention tonight is to get a good rapport, close then walk away or stay depending on the situation. My goal is not to leave until I close though, unless I get the feeling that I should eject.