| Went to the Daniel Tosh show last night in Las Vegas, it was great, my wing and I had been drinking.... (Hooray for liquid courage!) we decided it might be a good night to try a strip club... We went to a nicer club, not a mega-club (like Sapphire or the Rhino... )
So up walks a really pretty HB8... she introduces herself, but I refuse to give my name. She, I, and my wing chat a little bit. It turns out she has a boyfriend. And her boyfriend's dad is someone that my wing and I have met. Somewhere she says she doesn't go out with guys she meets at the club (yea, whatever....) Not having my name is driving her crazy. She decides to go make some money, which, I can't blame her for trying. My wing and I bounce between that spot, and the bar.
About an hour later, she walks back up to me.
HB8: Hey... you're still here? I'm about to leave... are you ever going to tell me your name?
Me: Normally I would, of course... But I can't.
HB8: huh? why??
Me: Because you told me you don't go out with guys you meet here at the club...... If I don't tell you my name, we haven't met...
HB8: *thinks for a second...* yea.. if I give you my number would you tell me...?
Me: probably...
HB8: Lemme go grab a piece of paper and write it for you... I'll be right back.
She comes back and palms me a piece of paper... leans into me, and says to me kinda quietly... "you're really cute... text me tomorrow... I don't wake up till around 2:30...."
I told her it was a pleasure talking with her, and that I would send a text.... she hugged and cheek kissed me, then went on her way.
and that, friends, is my first field report.
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When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.
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