I was just walking around the mall doing my regular sargin routine and open a HB8; conversation went like this:
PUA: I need your opinion really quick. My ex told me that men are like toilets; it's either they are taken or they are full of crap! Now what is that suppose to mean?

Babe: blah, blah, blah

PUA: oh, so she's being an asshole!, you know what i just realize? if asshole could fly, this planet would be an airport. (on top of my head, came out with my own line)

babe: blah, blah, blah

PUA: Hey get this, this chick came up to me and told me that my butt is so big, i got more crack than a drug dealer! I was like that is so mean! everybody is like an asshole. (this actually happen by the way)

babe: blah, blah, blah

PUA: Oh man, opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and everyone elses' stink

babe: your obnoxious! get away from me!!

Now where did i go wrong? did i made a terrible mistake or she's just weird? as far as im concern i havent said anything wrong.

You may have stayed on the thread too long. Plus you indirectly Shot gun Negged the target.
Maybe transitioned to a DHV story & cut off the Girls are mean & theyre assholes thread. Kinda gives the impression youre bitter (DLV)


PUA: I need your opinion really quick. My ex told me that men are like toilets; it's either they are taken or they are full of crap! Now what is that suppose to mean?

Babe: blah, blah, blah

PUA: oh, so she's being an asshole!, you know what i just realize? if asshole could fly, this planet would be an airport. (on top of my head, came out with my own line)
Oh but then again people are gonna be people. But speaking of airport, my little cousin is flying in from (name a place), My aunt asked me to get her a special birthday present for today. Now think back last week (flash smile) to when you turned 16. What was it that you wanted?

and so on



-JUSTINcredible!
"boom shakalaka"

_________________
-
JUSTINcredible!
the one and only

I agree with Justin.

You: My girlfriend is an asshole. SHe said x, y, z to me.
Her: ok.
You: Come to think of it, there are lots of assholes.
Her: ok.
You: Some girl said I had a big ass. Everyone is an assole.
Her: ok.
You: Everyone else's opinion stinks.

If you were her, would you want to get to know you?

It's not very dude to walk up to a stranger and start complaining about stuff to her. That's where you went wrong imo. You opened a negative frame and stayed in it. Try to manufacture feelings of positivity towards yourself.

Is this a serious thread?

_________________
Perception is Reality

You might want to reconsider an opener containing the words "asshole" "crap" and "toilet." The only women you'll pick up with an opening like that are ex-cons and biker chicks.

Strangers will not accept a lot of insults, bad words (assholes, shit, etc) from someone they don't know. Most people allow one or two insults to get by giving benefit of the doubt but if you stay on that frame of mind they will want to walk away. Think about it... would a girl want to show you off to her friends while you continue on a diatribe about people being assholes? Like stated before, that would only work on a target that is accustomed to insults on their normal speech.

_________________
Let the Lyrics do your talking

Well, as far as I'm concerned, you did say something wrong. You asked her opinion on something, and then said the following that I have underlined. You just insulted her and you probably didn't even know it.

My guess your attitude, body language and a lot of other factors played in this as well. I would change your wording on a lot of stuff and leave out the stupid comments about "opinions are like assholes" and the "if assholes could fly". Trust me, you aren't funny and she didn't think so either. You made yourself seem like everybody around you is an asshole (except you).

I would have told you the same thing too. If a woman doesn't respond to your talking, it is YOU that is the problem, not them. Remember that.

What people wrote before is what I would also go with to long on that thread.

Honestly reading through that was like reading through a stand up act, only it was a bad stand up act. The material is there you just need to spread it out and be sparing. No need to throw a bunch of lines all at once, all you need is a disarming opener.

too much foul language
too much negativity
too much of the same "crappy ass" subject - pun intended.

The opener the subject of the conversation sucked There was nothing interesting about it I can't believe she actually talked to you that long
Complete Failure

_________________
Effort surpasses Talent, but of course I already have Talent I'm just putting Effort on Top of that