Ok...here is the situation. It is about 3 AM and two friends and I are walking around and looking for a pizza after sarging a few bars. We finally find a spot. The line is long but we had some entertainment while waiting. One HB7.5, really drunk and really loud got into an argument with a muscular dude and she ABUSED HIM. She handed him his own ass and he walked away pissed and everyone in the pizzeria was clapping for her. She felt like a million BUCKS.

My friends and I got our pizza and we sat at the table directly behind her. She was with 3 guy friends and a chick. She is really loud, dominating the entire table and conversation and constantly recapping how awesome she is for telling that guy off. And those AFCs she's with keep feeding her ego.

At one point I decide to go for it. As I am talking to my friend I say SHHHHHHHH....She turns around, stops her convo and looks at me...I say "You are way to loud" and immediately get back into the conversation with my friend. She continues talking with her friends but I definatly poked a hole into her ego.

I continue talking with my two boys and one of them says SHHHH to me. The HB7.5 turns around and assumes it's for her again. The convo goes some what (i don't remember exact details) like this....

HB: Hey are you shhhhing me

Me: Hey, that wasn't for you. You clearly have some issues with
your loudness.

Her to her guy friend: wow this guy is in my head

HER: You know I think your very cute

Me: Thanks, you look good as well, you just have to lower your voice a bit. Are you some sort of CEO?

Her: (SCREAMING) Yea that's right bitch, I am the mayor of New York

Me: (Yelling in a Positive tone over her) OK, OK, you clearly aren't a CEO but your definatly a supervisor at WALMART at least!!! You have your price tape in your purse don't you? Ready to cut some prices

At this point her whole table and my friends erupt in laughter

Her: (Playing along) Yea I am all about the bluelight special....

After this we begin talking about how she totally punked the guy. She was like:

HB: Yea did you see everyone clapping for me.

ME: I definatly didn't clap but I thought it was funny how you told him off. Well done sport.

HB: Yea he said he was going to kick my ass. What kind of guy says that.

At this point I try to make a joke how I've fought over 300 women and I've kicked all their asses. It goes bad. She doesn't let me get to the punchline and she is like OK CONVERSATION OVER and turns around.

I act completely unaffected and continue talking to my friends. I see her turning around every now and again to see if I cared and I totally didn't.

We finish our pizza. As we are walking out she pulls me aside and says "Hey I am Jen by the way." I say, "Pleasure to meet you JEN, my name is Steve."

Then I turn around and walk out cooly and confidantly knowing that I just burst this confidant girls ego. But here is the problem. That is not all that I wanted!!! I wanted to get her number and continue further conversation. I wanted to continue more convo in pizzeria even but I didn't know how to proceed. She was attracted. Should I have just started asking her what she does for living etc... then asked for her number and told her we would continue the conversation some other time??

I'll appreciate all and any input. Thanks guys!

see if her and her group would want to bounce to another location. if you wanted to really pull off an act, eat slowly and start up conversation again

that would be a good strategy but i was finished with pizza and so were they so we were all pretty much leaving...also, the night was ending (3:30AM) Not many locations left to bounce to.

you had a good wal mart ceo job joke running. . .you could have said "look gimme your number and Ill see if I can get you a job working for me. . . if your gonna act like you have power you might as well get some power."