4-22-11

I had a good day at work today. The store I work at was chock full of cute girls with Easter being in a couple days. Why am I writing an FR on this? Because I just want to illustrate what a magical place retail is for picking up chicks. On my way back from lunch, these two felines tried to bump right into me. They had tattoos, so I am guessing they were 18, so I said "hi" to them. God they looked so young and tasty. They kept eye fucking me even as they left the store.

When I was told to go to the smoke shop register that sells tobacco, this mommy about 35 came to my line. She has an angel tattooed ON her cleavage... no joke. I started thinking of Easter and Jesus and angels and nutting all over her chest and just how sacrilicious that would be. Long story short, I started to get a chubby boner in my pants needless to say... she probably sensed my boner and she up and left my register line. Of course... I was waiting on this b!tch customer too. My boner subsided and I was able to work again without a chubby in my boxers. Darn.

The magic continued about the time I had to go home. This father and mother about 35-40 were yelling at their kids, so I rang them up rather quickly and sent them on their way. Then these young big titted beauties all came through my line and I was about to cream my pants. I know the girls are probably not the perfect model types unless I'm recruiting big titted plus size models but damn there is this one girl that seeks me out sometimes and loves to tease me with her humongous mommy/bubble tits. She has a gorgeous face and a sweet personality, but she has a ring on her "wedding" ring finger. Nonetheless, I always seem to cream myself internally when I see her. Today she was buying a hair straightener with her newly married big titted girl friend and her cleavage was just SPILLING out of her shirt.

How could I NOT stare at her huge tits? I mean she knows I'm looking. I'm a breast man. So I'm like trying to look her in her pretty eyes too instead of staring at her beautiful rack. Good god I just want to fuck her good. Oh, if she only knew the kinds of fun things I would do to her without her borefriend/hubby. I swear this girl finds me and hunts me down whenever she is without her man and she is a really sweet girl too. Usually I just find the big boobed females more attractive and less drama. I can't really pick up customers at work, but I did have a very... shall we say, "uplifting" day thanks to a few females.

Thanks for reading,
Chicoman