| Alright... before you start reading, just fair warning. This could be a little long and it doesn't have a happy ending...
A little background. I have a female friend that I met on a dating site. HB7 we'll call #1. Our first date was to a wine bar and we hit it off. Made out a lot that night and I'm pretty sure if I wanted, I could have taken her home. Next day, we hang out again, and the day after. At this point there were plenty of opportunities for me to get down with her. The door was always completely open. I ended up telling her that I thought we should just be friends, because she was really cool and that I didn't want sex to mess up our friendship. That was that...
This past week, I hit her up and said that we should go to that wine bar again. She agreed and we set the day for Friday. Friday evening, I get a text asking if it was ok if 2 of her friends came along. I said it was. "The more the merrier!" Later, I got another text saying it would just be one friend and they would pick me up. Cool!
They arrive to the house and I invite them in. I meet the friend. Another HB7 we'll call #2. She immediately asks if I have anything to drink, so I make her one and we chill and hang out for a bit before heading off. Conversation was pretty standard. Nothing really worth mentioning. Then it dawns on me. This could be good practice. Let's see what I can do. GAME ON!
We head to the wine bar and I turn all my attention to my friend #1. #2 keep trying to cut into the conversation so I cut her off with some negs. "Wow, you get chatty when you drink huh?" By the time we made it to the bar, her friend was practically begging to be part of the conversation.
As we're walking, I have #1 holding my arm and #2 is walking on my other side. She looks all lonely, and sad at this point. "Hey third wheel, I have another arm here. You don't have to feel all alone". She grabs on quick as hell and is all smiles.
We get a table and initially my back is to the dance floor. #2 is sitting across from me, and #1 is at the head of the table between the two of us. This isn't going to work for me. I tell #2 to slide down one chair, #1 to take her seat, and I took the head of the table. Now it is perfect. My target is further away from me.
Now it is loud as hell in this wine bar. They play salsa music. So in order to have a conversation, you literally have to lean into the persons ear. Each time she wanted to say something, I would just point to my ear, but would not lean in. She practically leaned across #1 in order to speak to me every single time. Some kinda way, a question on my fetishes came up. "What fetishes do you have?" Me being me, this was a no go. I refused to answer. "I'll tell you later". This question came up at least 10 more times before we left the bar. The entire time, #1 keep rubbing the inside of my leg. Game seemed to be working.
2 bottles later, we were ready to go. Decided to go to a different club. Before heading there, they wanted to put their pursed in the car. As they are bent over in the trunk, I said, "Wow, this is bootiful! I just love this view. Don't move, I'm gonna take a picture." Both of them instantly spread their legs and bent over more! As we're walking to the club, both of them are on each arm again. I let my arm slide down to their waist, then grab a handful of cheek. One in each hand. Both of them squeal and smile, but don't pull away.
We get to the club and are waiting at the bar for a drink. While there, a guy approaches me.
Him: I wanna be like you.
Me: Why?
Him: Look at you. You got two women.
Me: They're both single. Take your pick.
Both of them hear this, turn around and give me a dirty look. #1 says I'm not single, I'm here with you.. #2 says yeah... Me too! I look at the guy and say, I guess I was wrong. I then grab another handful of cheek in each hand. They don't even flinch this time.
We get our drinks and go to the dance floor. The music they are playing sucks. We make the most of it. I dance between them both while giving them equal attention. #2 says we should go to a different club. We leave and once again, we are arm and arm. We get to the second place and the bouncer almost didn't let us in because he saw how drunk #2 was. I tell him that she will be taken care of and will only drink water once inside.
We get in, and I do a tour. I see a fellow wing and he's already isolated someone. I'm not even sure how this next part happened.
#2: Just like the last time we went home with each other!
Me: Huh? What happened?
#2: All I remember is titties!
Me: Huh? Titties? Who?
#1: Shut up!
Me: Oh no.. I wanna hear this!
I pull #2 to the side where she can't get any eye contact with #1 and ask her about it. She starts to say what went down.
#1: We had sex ok!
Me: Cool! Prove it! Let me see you two kiss...
As they start kissing, I join in. 3 way kiss right there in the club. Started to turn into a make out session. After the kiss, they both had to go to the bathroom. Funny how those things happen. We all know they needed to talk things through.
They come out and we head to the dancefloor. Same thing as before. As I spin them around, my back becomes soaked! I turn around and there is a girl behind me whose face and hair are completely wet. She standing there with a look of shock. #1 feels my shirt and says we should get out of there.
We leave and take cab back to the car. Even though it was a short walk, it's long as hell when you have a drunk chick. When we get to the car, I ask #2, so are you guys staying at my place tonight or what. She's like "Hell yeah!" I'm sitting there excited as hell, but trying not to let it show.
We get back to my house and I change out of my wet shirt. When I get back to the living room, they are both sitting there with my laptop open.
#1: I see what sites you go to.
Me: Ok.....
#1: You watch porn?
Me: Who doesn't?
#1: If you wanted some, I could just send you something of me
Me: Why do I have to ask for it? Why don't you just send it?
#1: I will then
Me: Cool then...
I close the lap top and start making out with #1. #2 is sitting there watching. The make out session hot. Titties come out and I know it's about to be on! #2's phone rings.. She answer... "My son is about to be home alone. I need to go"
My thoughts.... "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
#1 has to take her home. Just like that.. My 3some turned into me sitting home alone watching Family Guy. I spent the rest of the weekend trying to figure out how I could get those two together alone with me again. I'm at this very moment still trying to figure something out. The elusive 3some! The planets and stars were aligned and some comet came in and destroyed one of the planets.
There ya have it!
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