Friday night, i was walking down the street and i saw 2 girls, one was fatter than fat albert and the other was hotter than tobasco

i said to them

"Hey can i grab your opinion on somthing quick ?"

Fatty
"sure."

Tobasco
"yeah, okay"

Me
"Okay, who cheats more, guys or girls ?"

Fatty & tobasco - bla bla bla bla

i focused most of my attention on fatty untill tobasco said

"wooo i like your jeans, were are going tonight?"

Me
"oh i have to go n see my friends down the street, that reminds me. I'm getting late"

Fatty
"he's really cute dont u think ?"

Me
"ha spanks you two are cute aswell" i giggled

Tobasco
"she smiled - ther is a party tonight bla bla bla u should come."

Me
"oh i dont know maybe, your not in like one of those tribes that get naked and drink punch are you?"

Tobasco & Fatty
"what hahaa oh my god your whack, What's your name"?

bla bla bla got each others names.

Me
"Hey do you rekkon we could take any steps to continue this converstaion?"

Fatty & Tobasco
"sure ( writes numbers on a flyer), Here u go, whats yours ?"

Me
"my number ? it's 3.... but if u want my digits, just ask"

Fatty & Tobasco
"whaaaa ?"

Me
"you guys are so blonde its not funny. heres my number"

and i started to walk away.

Fatty
"no hug ?"

Me
"maybe one for you "

i walked over hug that lard piece of shit lol and then told tobasco to hug me - after she did i clicked my fingers and said aww good girl Like if u were talking to a dog. she laughed supprisingly , then i asked a kiss good bye ? and pointed to me cheek
she kiss me on the cheek.

Me
"aww that's cute, i really have to go now, but i will call you later. bye bye"

Them
"okay call us later!

Tobasco kept looking back to see if i was looking, she caught me once i waved , she waved back and smiled

i have yet to call her.


Later On that night

i was with a few of my friends standing around a near a bench outside the mall

and a girl came up - my friend thinks your really cute, can she have your number.

Me
"if she wants it she can come and ask herself , tell her to grow some balls or maybe some ovaries " i laughed

Girl 1
"come here"

i pointed to her and made a hand move movement for her to come forward.

she came over

Me
" Do you always come when you get fingerd?"

They both laughed their heads off

Girl 2
"so whats your name"

Me
" Elvis lol, and yours ?"

Girl 2
"Slutbag."

Me
"That's my grannies name, this is getting weird.."

Slutbag
"hahahaa she laughed.

Me
"Okay so what are you two doing up here tonight ?"

Them
"ohh were not sure we dont know that many people here."

Me
"do i count ? "

Them
Giggling

Me
"yeah, u smoke ?"

Slutbag
"yeah"

She took a ciggerette from my packet without asking, i slapped her on the wrist and said, u should try to get a lighter and pointed to my waist.

Slutbag
"hahahaha cheeky"

Me
"Well i have your number, i mite call you later ? how does that sound ?"

Slutbag and Girl 1.
"Yeah that's sounds good." and looked at each other

Me
"cya and waved"

walked away, walked around to look for some more chickes as i was walking back around 5 minutes later i saw them again and they were walking behind us. i wiggled my but and then she came from behind and slapped it and stopped in front of me,

Slutbag
" I couldn't help it " with a big smurk on her face

Me
"nice isnt it ? Wanna have a go again ? "

as she turned i slapped her butt

Slutbag
"oh haha"

Me
"Your Following me around arent you ?"

Slutbag and girl 1
" nooooooo "

Me
"what are you guys doing anyway, me and my friend were just on the way to buy some vodka and drink, wanna come?"

Slutbag
"sure lets go"

We talked about everyday crap on the way to the shop
my friend walked into the bottle shop, grab the vodka, came out and then we talked abit more, my phone rang. it was the girls from before, i said i was busy and then i ran into my friend Hornbag - shes a 10 ( been ther done that ) she was with her friends. about 5 chicks, so i stood talking on the phone and talking to 4 girls showing them a trick, heven
said to hornbag and her freinds we would catch up later and took slutbag
and we started drinking ( she cant drink for shit )

i stood up and entertained for a while and then i need to pee

came back and she was drunk and all over me ( i cant complain ). The vodka was almost gone, she kissed me about 4 times and hugged me a countless amount of times. lol
she had to be home at ten, and girl 2 was getting bored, so i said well i'd hate to cut this evening short but i have to leave, i got your number
she didnt want to leave but in the end they did, and she was pissing me off being drunk and falling over. she said we have to go out drinking again somtime your fun!
i giggled hugged her goodbye and kissed her on the cheek.
they left. havent called her yet lol
i will soon i guess she is okay shes about a 7 with blonde hair and brown eyes and nice lips with a killer body
but yeah.. that was my friday night. i met up with hornbag and her friends later on that night and we drank some more.

Then a later conquest came, HornySlut haha
ive fucked her before a million times so i guess thers no real story to tell..

what do you guys think ?