| Alright! I am completely new to pick up even though I have been reading books, posts, etc...Anyway I woke up today and was like 'I think I'm ready to try my awesome new skills out in the field!' So I went to the mall, since I am only 17, and found two HB7's just talking at Mr. Bulkey's. I used the 3 second rule and approached and this is how my first set went:
Endemic (over the shoulder):I need to know if you guys think Curious George is a sexy monkey.
1stHB7:Why?
Endemic:I was with my little cousin yesterday while he was watching T.V. and he was like 'Curious George is a sexy monkey'. I was like what the f*#$? I didn't teach him that!
2ndHB7:No I don't. (Both walk off immediately.)
I just kind of stared in disbelief, then got over it. Then I found a 4-set at American Eagle and approached at an angle. This set included a weak looking guy, HB8, and two HB6's:
Endemic:Which one of you is the richest? (To HB's)
All of them look at HB8, yaay, HB8 (Blushes): Probably me.
Endemic:Great, you get to be my sugar mama. (pause for a sec) ...But we're going to need a cook (looking over at HB6's) so which one of you is the best cook?
Whole set gives me weird looks like I am some sort of alien or something.
Endemic (thinking it would DLV to keep with the open): Listen, I know you all think I'm just drop dead gorgeous, but it's impolite to stare.
The HB8 keeps her weird look and starts to saunter off as the rest follow. I haven't even heard of this happening to any other pick up artist, so I go and check in the bathroom to see if there is something in my hair or a huge ass buger hanging out of my nose and nothing! I really need to know if I am doing anything wrong, if I have horrible luck, or if they were just all b*%#%es. _________________ Better to learn pick up than to die in shame.
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