Well basically I just got in the game about 2 weeks ago, and have been sarging with a few buddies of mine who got into at the same time as me. So it's been pretty cool learning everything side by side and critiqueing each other. Well onto the field report.

Me and one of the buds I was talking about earlier were basically hanging out on a bench talking about a #c he had got the other night we went out sarging and how he should play it. When all of a sudden I see an HB7 and an HB8 walk by and sit at a bench about 30ft to our left. After a couple minutes we get up and start walking in there general direction but I still get some Approach anxiety and I didn't open. But i knew I had to because I totally dig tall checks and this girl was a good 5'9 easy. So I basically act as if I had forgotten something in a class and told him to come with me and get it. So we go back and I let him know what's up and he's down. So we come out of the building laughing and smiling to show some DHV and then I get right next to them...


Black(to HB8): O.M.G Do you know who you look like?

Black(to Wing): Please tell me you remember who she looks like.

Wing: Stephanie Cabrera!

Black(to HB8): You look exactly like Stephanie Cabrera!

HB8: Well thats nice for stephanie cabrera. (Shit-Tested me with the response and facial expression)

(Ignored her Response and continued.)

Black: You have no idea who stephanie cabrera is do you.

HB8: No

Black: Well basically stephanie cabrera was the girl I took (here she says she couldnt hear me and to come closer) to prom back in H.S.

Black(to WIng): What was the name of that girl you took?

Wing: History (thought it was a cool name lol)

Black: Thats right. She was a pretty girl, but w/e thats besides the point. Basically me and this guy had this crazy plan. Where we ended up renting a motel and how we were gonna make them fall in love with us...Well we finally got to the motel and she was sitting in between my legs. No not like that, we had our clothes on. And out of the blue she starts talking about how her mom and dad had gotten back together this months and that it had changed her life. I mean really pouring her soul out to me. And for the first time I had like this strange feeling inside of me. I mean like the kinda feeling you have for like a family member or maybe like a dog youve had your whole life, I mean i don't know, I guess maybe lo... You know what forget about it.( I started to walk away)

HB8: No wait come on thats a really good story. Please.

(I come back)

Black: Well what i mean is basically. It was the first time I've ever had feelings like that for a girl. And for some reason you reminded me of her. And you know what, If I ever see you again I don't care what youre name is from now on Im gonna call you Stephanie.


( By the way I didn't put there reactions to everything I said cuz it seemed like it would be to long. But mainly the HB8 was laughing and keenly interested. I also noticed a little after I started I was focused on the HB8 ( My target) but after that i pretty much told the rest of the story to the HB7 until the end.)

Black: Well it was a pleasure meeting you guys.

HB8: Wait what was your name?

Black: (Insert Name). And yours?

HB8: J****.

Wing: O.M.G not J****. You have to tell them the story about her.

(At this point I was completely ready to walk away, but that pos being the good wing that he is got me back in there for another story. Only problem is There is no such person named J**** in my life or any such story that I could tell.)

At this Point the HB8 is begging me to tell the story but I'm still acting as if Im going to leave but getting the HB7's name and saying it was nice to meet her. I start to walk away with her pleas behind me and then...

Black: You know what. What the hell.

Wing: This guys the best storyteller I know.

Black: Yea the only problem is you gotta hear them all the time.

Wing: Yea but they never get old.

HB8: Yea she always gets tired of me telling all the same stories(refering to HB7. Who by the way this whole time wasn't completely hooked she was dazing in and out. I found out maybe why later.)

We started a little fluff banter. She stated something to me but i couldn't hear her so i said "excuse me" She repeated it but I still didnt catch it so I announced in an offended tone "Excuse ME?" she stopped inquiring and it ended up coming across as a funny neg(by the way I have 70% hearing in on ear). She then inquired again on something about me And I told her to "relax and that I didn't know her that well".

It wasnt until I began this completely improvised story about my first HS crush in 9th grade with her same name that the HB7 started to get hooked because my story ended up involving a bestfriend to my crush and also apparently during me telling this story my Wing says he distinctly heard the HB8 say that the HB7 had a BF but that "she" didn't very enthusiastically, even though I did not catch this due to my completely creating this story in my head while saying it.

Black: Well, basically J**** was the first girl I ever had a crush on in 9th grade. So I decided to ask her out. She flatout turned me down. But for some reason im the kind of guy that needs to find out why and what other path I could've taken to get her. So i started to get to know all of her friends. I needed to know why. Well the one that helped me the most was her Bestfriend. She actually told me that J**** had just gotten out of a "relationship" (I used air quotes) with some guy she had been in "love" with since 6th grade.

Black(to Wing): what was that guys name again?

Wing: I don't remember that guys name.

Black: I think it was john or something, it doesn't really matter. Anyways, she basically told me that he had broke up with her because he had moved away and that she had it stuck in her head that she could only fall in love with someone that was a clone of john aka Blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. I mean how stupid is that right?

HB8 and HB7: agree and throw in a couple comments.

Black: Whatever we were in HS we don't know any better. Well basically me and the best friend start talking alot and end up actually getting together. And all of a sudden J**** out of nowhere is back in the picture and starts trying to talk to me more and sitting next to me in class. Pretty much all over me. I find it weird that girls are always like that. i mean have either of you guys ever stole each others boyfriends?

HB7 & HB8: No. no way never.

Black: Well you(HB7) i can believe. But she (HB8) seems a little kniving I don't know about her.

Black(to HB7): You should start looking back and checking up on some old boyfriends just to make sure.

Black: Well to make a long story short. J**** and the bestfriend ended up getting together without me knowing. And agreed to actually not talk to me anymore.

HB8: Wow J**** is a bitch! ( I had to laugh here lol)

Black: Right. I mean who does that. Am I a bad guy or something?

HB8 & HB7: start sympathizing and start throwing out comments and opinions.

Black: Well you know what, we really got to get to our class but I had a pretty good time. Is there any way we could continue this?

HB8: Yea.

Black: Well look I'll give you my # so that you can call me sometime.

HB8: (Looking for phone but can't find it) I can't find my phone but here let me give you my #.

Black: (Put # into phone) Alright well I'm calling you so that you can get mine. Remeber the names Alex.

Black(to HB7): And what was your name again? Tottally my bad.

HB7: Sdella ( Weird right, I ended up hearing Stella and started talking about how I had actually done a Streetcar Named Desire a few weeks back because im also a Theatre major alongside an Advertising Major.)

My wing later told me abot the name thing lol.


Well thats about it sorry for it being so long lol.
One question though, any suggestions on when I should call or maybe text. We did bring up how every Monday me and my wing have a class and she said how cool that was because she and her friend had the same thing. By the way I did use a time contraint in the begining about how me and my wing had a class we had to get to.

By the way I totally forgot to credit Style. Because the whole Stephanie Cabrera opener is my version of Style's Stephanie Ross opener.