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| shameless | PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:06 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:02 am Posts: 51 | | LASTNIGHT I WENT OUT WITH MY BROTHER AND HIS 2 ROOMMATES TO A SPANISH CLUB. WE MEET UP WITH MY COUSIN AND HIS HOMEBOY THERE.THROUGHT OUT THE NIGHT AFTER A FEW DRINKS I MEET A HB7, THAT LOOKED KINDA BORED STANDING AT THE BAR.
ME: DO YOU ALWAY JUST STAND AROUND, LOOKING BORED.
HB7: NO( SMILES AT ME)
ME: O WHAO...... YOU KINDA LOOK CUTE WHEN THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH RISE UP.
HB7: YOUR SILLY
ME: ( I SAY SOMETHING IN SPANISH)
HB7: SORRY I DONT SPEAK SPANSH, I AM FROM TRINIDAD.
ME: WHY ARE YOU HERE? DID YOU GET LOST TOO THE WAY TO THE REGGAE CLUB?
HB7: LOL NO.......... I AM HERE WITH MY FRIEND, SHE IS AT THE BATHROOM.
AROUND THIS POINT MY BROTHERS ROOMMATE COME AND STARTS HITTING ON HER LIKE A AFC.
ROOMMATE: YOU HAVE VERY GORGOUS FACE. WHATS YOUR NAME.
HB7:( I COULDNT HEAR BECUZ IT WAS KINDA LOUD)
THIS GUY COMPLETELY COCKBLOCK ME AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO SINCE HE WAS WITH ME AND I INTRODUCE HIM TO HER.I FELT IF I TIRED TO AMOG HIS ASS, I WOULD BE DLV BOTH HIM AND ME.FOR NOT GETTING ALONG SINCE WE ARE FRIENDS.
AT THAT MOMENT HB7 FRIEND COMEBACK WHICH I WOULD RANK HER AN HB 6.7. THE REASON I WOULD RANK HER THAT IS BECUZ SHE IS 33 WITH 3 FUCKING KIDS.
I STARTED TALKING TO HER AND FOUND OUT THAT SHE IS HALF ITALIAN AND INDIAN( WIERD MIX HUH)
I WAS SHOWING HER HOW TO DANCE AND NEGGED HER EVERY TIME SHE KEPT MISSING UP. ABOUT 20 MINS LATER, I KISS CLOSED HER IN FRONT OF HER FRIEND. I LOOKED OVER TO THE HB7 AND NOTHING SEEMS TO BE HAPPENING BETWEEN HER AND THE ROOMMATE.
AT THE END OF THE NIGHT I WALK MY TARGET OUT TO HER CAR AND KEPT MAKING OUT WITH HER. THE ROOMMATE GOT THE FRIENDS( HB 7)NUMBER.
AFTER THEY LEFT I CONFRONTED THE ROOMMATE ABOUT HOW HE COCKBLOCK ME.
ME: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COCKBLOCK ME.
ROOMMATE: I SAW YOU OPEN HER, BUT YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WHERE RUNNING OUT OF SHIT TO SAY.
ME: BRO DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN. IF I AM TALKING TO HER DONT SAY SHIT. YOU DIDNT EVEN KISS CLOSED HER ASS.
ROOMMATE: MY BAD BRO.
ME: DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
I THINK THIS GUY WOULD MAKE A GOOD WINGMAN IF HE WOULD STOP BEING SUCH A NEEDY AFC.
TODAY THAT CHICK(HB6.8)TEXT ME: DID U HAVE A GOOD TIME LAST NITE.
NOT SURE IF I REALLY WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER AGAIN, SINCE SHE WAS NOT MY REAL TARGET. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK??
WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THE ROOMMATE?
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