So Thursday was an amazing night was amazing - amazing even by my standards! If it was a colour, it would be every colour in the rainbow - a fucking double rainbow!
So let's make things simple - I just broke up and decided to have a night that would simple be brilliant.
Be confident about this - I set up VIP to the club, I got lots of women and I got lots of drink and it all ended with me getting thrown out of burger king to eat in the cold! Also my hair got set on fire haha.
Let me set the scene for you - it started with 3 of us, my best mate, one of his best mates and me and we also had a bottle of vodka and some orange juice; it didn't last long. But yes, while we were drinking and having a general laugh listening to music we were setting up meeting people - so off to the pub we went.
There was 8 of us, I knew 3. I meet girl A here and she was rather attractive. We bounced to a bigger pub to meet yet more people.
Girl A was rather charming, her friend informed me that she had a BF but he was a dick and she never mentioned him to me so it was fair game. Got some nice kino, flirty and sexual conversations and I have more social proof than a rockstar thanks to bumping into loads of people i had met out before.
The thing is, I was ignoring her a lot because I was on the phone to the club manager setting up VIP, unfortunately they only had it for 7 so I stuck with the people I knew best. So, we leave the pub when suddenly, girl A tells me that she is off home. I tried to convince her to come out but she wasn't going to, she insinuated we could go to hers for a while but it was only 12 and I wanted a proper night out, especially with the VIP. So, I got her number and said I would call her some time. Basically, while it would have been a nice end to the evening - I was not ready for it to end and my god am I glad it didn't!

Now I missed something out - we were all dressed up! It was awesome - the club theme was school disco... we went all out INCLUDING big glasses to look like nerds. So, we get to the club and line jump straight in and get taken to one of the two VIP booths.
So here were are, 7 good looking, fantastically dressed up people sitting in a VIP booth and then we get given champagne and shots. Time for some real fun!
Down on the dance floor I saw an old friend of mine, I got one of the bouncers to go get her attention and she came up with a few of her friends; we talked and it was fun - better still it gave me an AWESOME idea, we just started calling hot girls up into the VIP booth.
Anyways, this carried on for a while and if I am honest I got drunk so things are hazy - basically I got 8 k-closes and had 15 new numbers on my phone as well as 8 facebook adds.
So, what kind of openers did we use:
"Hi meet my friend - he is recovering from erectile dysfunction"
"Your easily the 2nd best looking women here tonight"
"hi, nice to meet you"
and the most successful of them all:
"Hi, we're VIP" lol.
We left the club at 4ish and rather than going home with a girl I decided that I would way rather a burger king (I should point out here, I didn't want to go home with anyone as I just wanted a fun night out without any complication the next morning). Now, BK was so entertaining - it took 20 mins to get our food and then, when we finally got it we were asked to leave as they were shutting - I was so unimpressed! It was -1 outside.
So, that is how it all ended; my wing and me sitting outside burger king freezing cold dressed as school kids eating burgers. Damn it was a good night