Haven't been night gaming in about a month.
So the night begins at this bar/club called duo my wing we'll call him cboy get there around 12:30. As soon as we get in it's extremely dead. We spot an old friend and go up to his group and say what's up.
We were meeting some friends there because they ordered bottle service. We have two girls in our group that I haven't met before. One chick was retarded or some shit she was just standing in front of the bottle of vodka we were drinking. I kept grabbing her and moving her over. Turns her bf was one of the guys in our group. I was getting the classic "fuck me eyes". Me being the respectable sometimes pussy guy I am do not try to escalate with this girl.

There's only one potential good set in the whole place.. and they happen to be in set with two other guys already all over them. I'm pretty decent at reading social interactions and have a strong feeling these guys are not dating these girls. The problem is I have never opened a four set with two guys in it. This fucked up my shit at duo...


Bounce around 1am to another club/bar that's usually pretty legit. It's no cover and we walk in and it's empty as fck... I have to take a piss, but I want to open a set before I do. I walk outside to the outside patio where there's a second bar. There's about twenty people outside... four girls... fck this I walk to the bathroom. As I am walking back inside downstairs I bump into a two set walking outside.

I smile and open
Me: "Ya'll do not want to go out there"
HB's: "What, why??"
Me: "Well first of all it's dead as hell out there"
HB's: "Oh haha"
Me: "Yeah it's better down here"

Then for some reason I eject... it was a moving set and as were moving down the stairs I bolt to the bathroom.
Nothing but mixed sets around...

Come out the bathroom and go to my wing. We see a two set behind us and he goes "fck it" they ain't good, but were not opening shit... He turns around and runs the who lies more opener.

Cboy: "Who lies more men or women?"
DB's: "Huhhh, what??"
Gabe: "Repeat question into my targets ear"
DB's: "Ohhh umm men, and blabbed about something about how women don't lie"
my wing freezes up for some reason... then I try bringing up random banter about where I'd gone that night.
We did not hook this set...

Bounce outside back the outdoor patio...See the two set I first opened...
I'm hanging with my group of my friends laughing, and they are directly behind me.

I get eye contact from one of the hb's I already opened after laughing pretty hard about something one of my friends said.

Me: "Oh don't worry were not laughing at you"
Then two guys came in and owned this set... this is how it should have went down though...

Me: "Didn't I tell you not to come back out here : D!"
HB's "blaaah blahhh hb talk"
Me: "Don't worry I'm out here so it's not so dead anymore"
HB's " blahh hahaha were hb's"
Me: "Hmmm well hey meet my friend he's from spain and he's a part time model"
continue and bounce back inside to a vip couch area.

Then my friends and I go back inside and are hanging out near the bar. Spot a new two set I hadn't seen.
Right after I open I actually get in between them and throw my hands around them. Not sure if that was the right move.

Me: "Hey what's up girls"
Hb's "Hi"
Me: "Well it's actually my friends birthday over there *points*"
Me: "You should come wish him happy birthday!"
Hb's: "No, um we have boyfriends"
I could have said "Oh yeah I have a goldfish named Tom"
been waiting to use that shit, but never do because girls never pull that I have a boyfriend shit on me. Then continued..
Me: "*Laugh out loud* I wasn't trying to hit on you two at all"
Me: "I just wanted people to go up and wish a good friend happy b day"
Leave set and I rememeber their faces where just like "wtf"

I drank too much tonight, and kept freezing up. I could not remember any of my points to thread with. Also could not hook... I need to work on opening mixed sets even with guys already gaming.

Any other critiques would be much appreciated.