So, my wing is out smoking with this girl, and I am laying back on the side, just smoking and making sure everything is going ok. Next thing I know it is over, and I didn't have the chance to get out of my chair. This homeless guy walks up and puts his arm across my wings chest on the pole, and blocks him out. Then proceeds to pick up this girl. This guy was no AFC either. He had some good stuff. He was BSing that he just closed a 4 mil deal and all this shit, but had all his belongings in a plastic bag. He gives the girl his moms number and tells here that if she wants to be with him, she has to make friends with his mom first. The girl then gives him her complete work schedule and practcal directions on how to walk there, tells him to stop by and see her the next day, and gives him her cell just in case he wants to call from a pay phone. While this is going on he also pulled out a tooth brush and started brushing his teeth!!! That is one that I have not yet figured out.

FURTHER PROOF THAT ITS WHAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THAT COUNTS, NOT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

WHEN I WAS TRAVELING WITH MY BEST FRIEND, AND WE LIVED IN THIS STINKY OLD FORD FALCON VAN, WE HAD GIRLS CHASING US ALL OVER. WE HAD NO IDEA WHY.

GIRLS LOVE ADVENTURE, AND SOMETIMES ADVENTURE SMELLS LIKE A JOCK STRAP FULL OF COTTAGE CHEESE.....LOL.

_________________
Silverback