i've been hanging around cerritos mall sarging and shit

and i came up with this opener by mistake and its pretty tight.



Spade: Hey can you give me the time? because someone just gave me the time but i didnt like it.

HB:oh yeah sure, its 4:30

Spade:yeah... i dont like that either.

HB:haha, your funny

Spade:well when i was a kid i wanted to do stand up comedy [long breath, with pause]....

but im not funny.

HB:hahahahha!

Spade:so you wanna fuck? <<<<
LOL JK ABOUT THAT PART

but you guys get the idea.

its fun

try it

and kino with her when ur doing this
when they are laughing its ok to laugh with them
and kino.


=]

lol good opener manz.

I'd like to add to it. Lets play the forum game but in PUA coversation style>>>>


Spade: Hey can you give me the time? because someone just gave me the time but i didnt like it.

HB:oh yeah sure, its 4:30

Spade:yeah... i dont like that either.

Maybe after this line u cud say

U need to say it in a more sweeter way, lady. Don't sound like aunty. Neg here hahaz

Heres a varion that makes you more alpha:

PUA: Hey you have a watch, what time is it.
HB: Oh its 3:30
PUA: NO NO! Thats bad for me tell me a better time
HB: haha ok 4?
PUA: You suck at this...
HB: HAHAH ok 6?
PUA: hmm thats better....

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Ratio theroy...

keep daz varionz cumin peeps. examples are the best. we luv this shit. yeah