Sarging at friends b-day party



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:35 am 
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Be prepared, it's kinda long

So first we're out to dinner in Koreatown and no one is Korean other than me. I automatically DHV myself by speaking Korean to all the waiters and getting the orders correct for all the people and talking about the new Audi commercial I'm gonna be shooting.

HB6 (if I was drunk) immediately picks up on me and she starts EC while crossing her legs towards me.

I was being the AMOG, telling stories to everyone about my mom's wedding, birthday girl giving me props every 5 seconds that I'm saving the day for her.

The HB6ish was the only single girl at the dinner until we went to a karaoke bar. It was a big room with booth style seating that was shaped of a "C".

I slowly sneak my way in to the center of the booth and bam, I am the center again. There were about 25 people in all and everyone had surrounded me.

There was an HB 7 and 8 who I haven't really opened yet. I've been actually having a great time singing my ass off and joking around with my buddies. HB7 and 8 ninja their way to sit next to me. So now the seating look like this

HB6-Me-HB8-HB7

I'm surround by women! Holy son of a bitch! Before my training I would've been in the corner and not sing one freakin song. Now I'm singing, girls are telling me to get up on the table and dance with them, it was fucking awesome.

So some how Chuck Norris became the topic of a conversation between the b-day girl and me and the HB7 says "Who's Chuck Norris?"

I give everyone the "is she serious?" look and everyone starts busting up laughing.

HB8 quickly validates herself by saying "I know Chuck Norris, he's the action hero guy"

I ignore her and strike up a convo with HB7

Me: How could you not know Chuck Norris

HB7: I don't know, what was he in?

Me: He got famous for fighting Bruce Lee

HB7: Oh still doesn't ring a bell

Me: Walker Texas Ranger? Do you watch Conan O'Brien?

HB7: Nope

Me: Oh wow just leave (in a joking manner)

HB7: What is your name?

Me: Andre

HB7: What? Henry? (mind you the music is loud)

Me: Ya

HB7: I'm Jessica

HB8: What was your name again?

Me: Andre

HB8 to HB7: His name is Andre

HB7: oooo

HB8: I'm (I completely forgot her name)

HB7: So how do you know the b-day girl?

Me: I met her at the corner of a street, I was selling my body.

HB7: Lol really?

She was no use. If she doesn't know Chuck Norris or Conan O'Brien all is lost.

So I started singing a Muse song "New Born" and a guy w/ his girlfriend tells me how much he loves the Muse and asked if I went down to the San Diego Street Scene. I tell a true story about how I went w/ my friend at 7pm from LA to SD to catch the show by 10:30, totally spontaneous. I make sure to EC w/ his g/f every now and then. I tell them how the show was so amazing and it was so crazy and fun to take a trip down for a show at the very last minute. His girlfriend was hooked. But I did not continue further. He is a really cool guy and that would be fucked up on my part to sarge her.

So for my checklist:

AMOG - CHECK

DHV - automatic CHECK

# close - 2 CHECK (HB6 and 8 )

Storytelling - CHECK

Does this shit work? - FUCK YES


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:52 am 
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awesome! how long have you been trying the techniques? its only been a few days for me but i know that feeling you have of "omg this really works". awesome story though man


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:14 am 
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I started I think whenever I joined this forum.

There are 3 things that helped me tremendously.

Inner game

Eye Contact

Storytelling

Those 3 things transformed me from a AFC standing in the corner of a party to having 3 girls hanging next to me. I honestly did not use any openers or routines. I was just genuine and having fun. Girls notice that more than any thing.

It's so surreal, I feel like as if I'm writing a lot of bullshit. 3 months before, if I were to read my field report, I would've been like, "no way that's gonna happen. Why would I ever sing at a karaoke? I suck at singing. The last 3 months have been a total blast. Going home at the end of the night with a phone # is such an emotional high, no drugs can ever come close.


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