So its Friday night and i'm having drinks with work-
I'm already peacocked- i' in a subtle but catchy t-shirt (its plain but with a bow tie sewn into the collar). The kind of top that opens sets for itself- i dont know how to tie a bow tie myself, (so it just hangs) anyone i talk to is intrigued, most girls want to play with it!

But my target (who's group i pawned while she went to the bar) turns up and this happens:-

(leans over, flicks my collar up in my face)
HB7: What the f*ck's this floppy SH*T! What kinda PR*CK wears this kinda BOLL*CKS! (bear in mind that i'm in England)

I'm stunned (and i'm lucky i didnt spit my drink over everyone) but i recovered:

(Facing her friend a dirty smile)
Zephyr: *pause* You know what?.... you love it! You cant even keep your hands off me....

It won the group over (they laughed), her freind looked flattered and the target was hooked- i dissed her without even looking at her:
*i'd passed*- she pulled my collar again
HB7: And?....

It was on... but i was drained- the cocky comeback sucked out all my game- we looked at each other and i left with a wry smile (and didnt go back)- i know i could have givn her the hands off line but i was still kinda stomped... it was the lastthing i expected

How do you deal with "in your face" shit tests?

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Always Be Interesting!
(...but never be interested)

I thought you had a great come back you just needed to stick with the routine. You should have hooked her friends while you negged the target some more.