To start this off, you should know the preceding events before my sarge on the x-ray technician. On my way home from Dallas last night i got in a car wreck because a bitch on her cell phone. It ended up that I got rear ended by a truck in my Honda Accord `01. Completely totaled! Next thing I know, my heads cracked open and I am going th the hospital.
When I get to the hospital I act like I live there; I ask the nurses where my reclinable chair is,(all C&F) and I built up social status. After pull the LJBF thing with one of the nurses, they finish preping me and took me to get x-rays for my neck and skull.
As they take me into the room, I notice this HB8.5 Nurse!(x-ray technician) I started neging her following the 3 second rule and...

HB Nurse: How are you feeling?
Afterlife: Better now that I finally made it the this room, looks like you are having as much fun as me.

HB Nurse: Yep. A blast. You are my second today.(its about 6pm now)
Afterlife: Your my first.I(we are talking about x-rays)
HB Nurse: (laughs with slight kino)...So,(IOI), where do you hurt?(touching my back)
Afterlife: Don't you think were moving to fast?
HB Nurse: I...(i cut here off)
Afterlife: Answer later, my neck is sore when I twist, and my head is scratched here(laughing and showing here where its cracked

We go on and on, I pose a few of those stand still and dont move x-rays and after each one I go over to her and say something funny about them. By now i find out shes 20 almost 21 just out of school in December and she works three days a week. I start to tell her since i hit my head I can read minds, she BEGS me to prove it so I do the DHV number game followed by the strawberry field test.(she said she could step over the fence it was so low!!!) I tell I will tell her what the farmer represence this weekend when we hang out. I asked for her pen i saw in her pocket and said, "214...."

Alicia finished the number!....lucky guess on the 214 part

My second successful sarge after joining the community!