What a hectic hectic week!

I had an exam today (yes, a sunday), and I got done early at around 3:00 or so, so I figured HEY, lets go sarging.

My first approach was actually before my exam.

APPROACH 1 - Before the Exam

Me: "I can't remember what room I'm supposed to be in... are you from the internet section?"
Her: "Oh, no, my exam just got done. i'm waiting for my friends to come out."
Me: "Oh, crap, Idunno if this is my exam room."
Her: "Oh, just go in and ask."
Me: "Yeah."

Then her friends came out. And I went in.
I felt this was a very weak approach, and didn't really work very well---i came across as weak and lost. Not very alpha male.

APPROACH 2 - SALAD OPENER Right after the Exam

She's a cutie HB8.5, with medium self esteem. Typical.

Me: *blurts* "I like salad."
Her: "Umm..."
Me: *blurts* "I like caesar salad."
Her: "Uhh..."
Me: "But I don't like croutons.
Her: "What?"
Me: "Um, I don't like croutons?"
Her: "Ok..."
Me: "Do you see my dilemma here?"
Her: "yeah"
Me: "Yeah!... its like... you can't eat caesar salad without croutons."
Her: "Yeah." *nodding*
Me: "Do you see where I'm coming from?"
Her: "Yeah"
Me: "Do you? Really?"
Her: "Yeah"
Me: "You're the first person who's understood me."
Her: *laughs*

over here, a guy, im assuming her boyfriend? or at least a close friend... comes over so i turn to him without skipping a beat.

Me: "Hey dude, do you like caesar salad?"
Him: "Yeah"
Her: "Yeah he does."
Me: "Yeah I like caesar salad... but croutons suck."
Him: "I like croutons."
Me: "They suck."
Him: "What about bacon?"
Me: "I'm vegetarian."
Her: "So basically you just like the dressing."
Me: "I have just had an epiphany....."
Her: *Laughs*
Me: *extends hand to her* "I'm twncntry"
Her: "Hello" *doesnt give name*
Me: *extends hand to him*
Him: "Jared"
Me: "Cool. what program are you in?"

*Small talk......... about a minute and a half*

Her: " Okay we have to run"
Me: "Cool, take care =)"
Her: "It was nice meeting you"


APPROACH 3 - The Falafel Place

HB6.5, but good friendly vibe, and she was in her work clothes, so possibly an HB7.5. I cubed and numberclosed this one.

Too long to really type, but I opened up with "Whats good for vegetarians?"
Her : "Oh XYZ is good"
Me: "Oh cool. I've asked you this before I think."
Her: "Oh really?"

went on. I cubed her VERY nicely. She was impressed. She has a boyfriend, but she has to constantly poke him to do things, he seems to be very eugh..... not alpha at all according to her (thank you, cube horse!) Numberclosed. I'll text her tomorrow.

APPROACH 4 - The sign

There's this sign... says "GO GREEN" and has a dude with a bucket of green paint dumped on his head, and a paintbrush sticking up out of his head.

First girl: opener: "Would you ever go green like that?" got a laugh. we talked about careers and college... boring talk. I didn't feel much of a vibe from her. She was shy and I didn't want to scare her I think. I'm not sure. I was like, 5 feet away from her. But we had a pleasant normal conversation.

Second girl HB8 is walking by. "Hey, I need an opinion"
Her: *walks over and smiles* "Hey, what you need?"
Me: "Would you ever do that? *points*"
Her: "Omg no haha!"
Me: "Im thinking I should. It'd be a nice haircut."
Her: "I think you'd have to go bald, I dont want to cut my hair."
Me: "You know, you might look good if you shaved your head"
Her: HAHAHA Noooooo! Okay I have to go
Me: Bye =)

Then the same girl comes by again, and I say... "Hey, you again"
Her: "Hi"
Me: "Are you stalking me?"
Her: *laughs* "noooo!"
Me: "Are you sure?"
Her: "I'm waiting for someone"
Me: "Not for me right?"
Her: "HAhahaha nooo"
Me: I'm twncntry
Her: "____ *smiles, handshake*
Me: "What program are you in?"
Her: "Oh im not from here, im in high school."
Me: "Really?"
Her: "Yeah, grade 9, just started!"

I'm freaked out. she totally looked my age. And she had BEAUTIFUL eyes. I was scareddddd man, I mean, wow........ jailbait... STEALTH JAILBAIT.......


Me: "Oh hey really? You look much older, in a good way."
Her: "Hahaha thanks.. when I'm in college I'll look like a grandma"
Me: "Actually, women who start off looking old, eventually start looking younger than their age."
Her: "Oh really? haha.... i'm thinking of coming here."
Me: "Dont..... no, just kidding. what program?"


Blablablablabla... her phone rings and she just WALKS AWAY. I mean how rude, she didn't even say bye........... whatever.


APPROACH 5 - REJECTION!!!!

Another chick, HB9, walks in. she's eating food and listening to her ipod while waiting for the bus.

Me: *walks up* Hi. *waves to catch her attention*
Her: *takes her earphone out* Hi
Me: I like salad
Her: What?
Me: I like caesar salad....
Her: Huh?
Me: But I dont like croutons
Her: ...*stare wtf?*
Me: Do you see my dilemma here?
Her: *Snort* what the fudge, really? *puts earphones back on*

I just laughed and leaned against the wall, fiddled with my phone. It didn't affect me as badly as I thought rejection would. She was just rude. What a chodey woman. Not even worth getting upset over. I just let it go.

APPROACH 6 - Bus
Me: *checks phone* "Scuze me, is it really 5:10?"
Her: *checks her phone* "Yeah"
Me: "What the fuck, really? Wow, time really flew...!"
Her: *laughs a bit*
Me: "I was hanging out with my friends at york, and i dont know where the time went...!"
Her: "Ah?
Me: "Yeah... are you from York?"
Her: "No"
Me: "Ah okay."

Before I could continue, her stop came. She went. She had a light smile on her face as she got off.








That was my adventure today, guys =) it was fun.... i actually numberclosed a chick for the first time in person.....!!!!!!!!!! DEFINITE improvement in my game..... coz i've been having a very bland state lately. Plus I looked like crap today =D stupid exam, i knew i should've spiked my hair.

=D

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Stormy: Being friendly to seek approval is needy. Being UNfriendly to "raise your value" is needy. Needy people depend on others' reactions.

good job mate, i had fun reading , but i would probably stop with the salad approach

Lmao I think i should it makes me sound like a bit of a cuckoo

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Stormy: Being friendly to seek approval is needy. Being UNfriendly to "raise your value" is needy. Needy people depend on others' reactions.

awsome dude! i really need to learn from you. i like that post, i think you couldnt number close becouse of your body language, but that is only my opinion..

Persistence is key bro, dont give up the war xD. body language?

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Stormy: Being friendly to seek approval is needy. Being UNfriendly to "raise your value" is needy. Needy people depend on others' reactions.

The Salad approach would work really well on very individual, artsy girls I think. But I would use it when you see a girl who seems bubbily and goofy. I was cracking up btw.

Do girls really respond to I need an opinion like you said...

Second girl HB8 is walking by. "Hey, I need an opinion"
Her: *walks over and smiles* "Hey, what you need?"

I really can't see it... But then I've never treid so guess I can't really comment.

Sounds like you had a good day mate.. Shows how simple approaching is..

And that 9th grader sounded promising..until you found out she was in the 9th grade lol

Awesome post, at least u don't get aa. Your game can only improve from here
use different openers and stuff

Your game is wrong. You need to have congruency or you will get shut down. I couldn't tell if you were at a salad bar, or just tried to open a random conversation by telling her you didn't like croutons. You're going to come across as a 'creep' if the opener is not appropriate for the situation. Why would they care what you like or don't like? It's not building any DHV's. It's just fluff.

How about this...

You: Do you like salad?
Her: [doesn't matter what shes says]
You: It figures(Neg). Did you know that 90% of women eat salad on their first date? Hold out your hand and make a fist (Compliance Test - If she won't, throw a Neg, "What, you can't make a fist?"). That's the size of your stomach. Guess how much salad it takes to fill up your stomach...
Her: [doesn't matter what she says]
You: Yup. Hey, that reminds me of that hand shake. Hit her fist with your fist and have her hit you back. Slap hands back and forth. (IOI's) You're not bad at that, I've bet you've done that before (Compliment Good Behavior).

Fluff talk about how you don't like croutons. Come up with the next routine to Neg, Compliance Test, generate a new IOI, then break it off and see if she chases.

Haha...love the salad girl. I'd say:"well your a shitty advice giver":D

I love that salad routine! I'll have to remember that one.

Love the field report, bro!

I love the salad opener, too! That's crazy stuff and gotta take balls to pull off.

Keep 'em coming. My only suggestion is to throw a DHV in there as well in your routine somewhere, it doesn't look like you did at all so maybe some girls didn't think you were worth their time. They can be bitches.

I was also really impressed with the salad routine. I cant wait to try. Great post man.

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Stealth jailbait. Fucking classic!! Also - an educational/inspirational post (working on my AA).