So, I'll try to make this thread less painful to read.

Now, my friend Dave urged me to talk to some girls and told me to try his "Dave Program" out. Dave Program is just a non-theorical approach to pick up according to my friend Dave. He's approach is Just Do it - like the Nikey commercial.

Anyways, I decided to go out for a smoke with his cell phone to get a digit. However, my mindset wasn't set in getting a number but set to smoke. So, I went outside and grabbed a cigarette out of my pack and fetched for my lighter. Where the fuck was my lighter? Damn, my lighter was with Jason! There was these two set across of me. Blonde HB7 and Dark Hair HB7. I went up to them and said:

ME: Do you guys have a light?
GIRL: Sure do! *Lights my cigarette as I held her hand*
ME: I got a joke for you!
BLOND: What's that?
ME: Why did Mickey dump Minny?
BLOND: Why?
ME: Because she's fucking goofy?
BOTH GIRLS: *Laugh*
ME: Are you guys having fun tonight?
BLOND: Yeah... *nod head*
ME: Enjoying the music?
BLOND: Yeah!
ME: Which is your favorite type of music?
BLOND: Mostly 80's - like Scropians! I can sing any song from them.
ME: *Laughs* Okay, sing then!
BLOND: No, no...only in the shower! *Laughs*
ME: Awww...are you shy?
BLOND: Yeah! *SMILES*

Her friend moves near a car and the blond moves where her friend is, the blond summons me over to her so I move over to her and we continue to talk. My friend Dave buts in and I introduce him to them and them tell them my name.

After the introduction and after Dave's appearance is when they said they have to go pee.

We had to go so I went back inside and found Stacy and told her, "Hey, you seem pretty cool and I would like to get to know you more so we can hang out sometime! Let's trade numbers!" I gave her Daves cell phone number and she punched it in.

I forgot I had my cell phone on me so I put her number on my cell phone and deleted her number off my friends phone. Which he kinda got pissed and said that he knew she wanted to fuck him and blah blah blah.

Is there any improvements or any insight you can give me? THanks!

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