i'm lucky to have a few women as really close friends. so i was out with a few of them and we were at this karaoke place where a really good looking guy sang. The song told about 2 girls, one of them would take him to heaven one of them to hell. there was this older woman who as aaall over the guy when he sang. After the song my friend took a piece of paper and wrote: "You wanted heaven or hell, looks like now you've got both! "

And then we left. We went to another club and what do you know the guy sends a text message. and here it starts to get interesting. my friend said to me that, you're good with this stuff help me out. so i started to send thos sms's for her! Here's how it went: (hg stands for hot guy us stands for, well me with my friends cellphone)

HG:
So which one would you be, heaven or hell?

US:
I can be both, depends on how good you behave

HG:
Oh i can always take care of one night. but of course it depends on you too how you want to be treated. usually i can get a bit rough.

US:
I thought you'd know but now i'm not so sure. who was talking about one night in the first place?

HG:
Well you know, i really do know. I was just trying to be a gentleman. I'm heading to another city up north to continue studying on saturday. I was just working here for the summer. And this is no excuse, it's the truth. So how about it?

US:
I admire your honesty But i'm worth more than a one night stand, your truly: princess

HG:
what can you do... maybe i'll save your number and call you the next summer if i'm coming here again? a could use a good sweetheart for the summer every now and then. or are you not up to that either? then you're the wrong person for me...

US:
don't get cold up north - and don't stop singing! let's see who has a smoother suntan next year

HG:
Yeah, we'll see about that! good night and have a good winter!

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