| Just as a starter, This girl threw out shit tests like she had them loaded in a gatling gun. I don't remember every word but I thought it was important to know that before beginning. I'm 100% sure a lesser man would have been knocked out in minute 1.
Also, this is long and fairly detailed. I didn't want it to be a useless report like so many are. As a result, it is long and nothing can be done about it. It will no doubt help you and if nothing else, it will entertain you.
So I went to a party recently at a friend's house. When I got in, the girl that this is all about helped me find who I was looking for. I took the opportunity to meet a few people including her while on my way to my friend.
I drink a bit and talk with friends and other people and quickly become fairly popular within the party.
I jsut so happened to roam to the table where they were playing beer pong. My friend was playing with the girl. He was giving her mad shit because she couldn't hit anything if her life depended on it. I joined in because I thought it was funny as hell.
She says she hates my friend because he's such an asshole. I managed to play it right down the middle. I was an asshole and yet I had a sliver of kindness, just enough to be funny but not insulting. I wish I could explain that better for you all but it's a bit tough to explain. So hse tells me she's jewish. I find out soon after she's not. She asked me if she looked like she was jewish. I answered that I didn't care and was rolling with whatever she decided she wanted to be. She continues missing cups and I make a few jewish jokes at her such as "stop being so jewish with those cups and make one". All in good fun of course. After she lost, I tell her the jewish jokes are going to be our thing now. I end up moving on to another part of the party.
I'm talking with another girl I had been working on throughout the night and she comes and jumps in the conversation. I say jumps in but she really was trying to move my attention in her direction. W/e I let it happen and eased her into it. I put my arm around her right away (I'm drunk at this point). She twists my nipple. I tell her whoa that's not for free. You owe me lunch now. She says " what? I'm not buying you lunch". I said "yes you are. You can't just grope me and get away with it free. If your gonna grope me, it's gonna cost you." She argues for a minute and then tells em fine but I'm taking you to Burger King. I tell her "Don't give me that shit. I don't even eat their on my own time." She laughs and says "too bad.". I say "don't give me that shit. you groped me so give me something better than that". She says she'll take me to Fat burger. I said ok. She says it still isn't that nice. I say "I don't give a fuck. I've never been there so it works for me."
So she starts talking to me about how she's Armenian and again I roll with it. She asks me the same question and I give her the same answer. She then tells me she is from the midwest and that she hates people in California.
I tell her she's full of shit or else she wouldn't be at this party since 90% of them are from Cali. She laughs and looks at me serious like and moves on from that comment. Then she tells me she is white. I tell her she's shady and I'm gonna have to be careful around her. She says "what? I'm not shady". I said "yes you are. You're 3 different fucking races in less than an hour. If that's not the definition of shady, I don't know what is." She laughs and pulls her friend over and tells her I think she's shady. I reiterate what I said above. They both laugh.
For the record, The entire time we've been talking since she jumped in that convo, she's had one foot firmly pointed at me which is a giant body language signal that she's interested. This helped me know that her bullshit was just that so it never fazed me even a little.
So I move on again and talk to some other people. Later she comes back but doesn't talk with me. She talks with someone near me and is back to back with me nearly touching. I realize this is jsut her getting close to me without admitting anything. At least not verbally. I brush it off not really caring.
I go sit on the couch and watch her saying her goodbye's to everyone. She gives me a weakass goodbye from a long distance. I tell her "Come here". She "relunctantly" complies. Of course the resistance is just more bullshit. I tell her we need to exchange #'s so she can buy me lunch. She asks if I even knew her name ( I had forgotten twice i nthe night). Luckily I had heard ti as she said her goodbye's and told her it. Then she says she's not buying me lunch. Again I tell her "Don't give me that shit. What's your #?" She gives it to me and starts walking away. I tell her mine # starts with w/e it is. She laughs and says w/e. I forgot to mention that during the night she had commented on my deep voice many times and always I responded "Yea I guess I'm a man. My bad" or "Yea that's what real men sound like. Welcome to my world"
She left at about 12:30 at night. I hang out and then leave at about 2. She texts me at 2:30 the same night with the text "Is this the guy w the sexy voice?" I respond with "That's the one. This must be the girl w the good taste." She responds with "Lol how many girls did u call? Anyway, big head, dream sweet". I text "Sweet dreams sexy : )"
Notice how she already believes I'm a a player with many girls at my disposal. True or not, she believes it and thus believes I am a man who is sought after which increases her attraction for me.
Two days later I sent her a text I stole from one of the guides here because I thought it was funny.
I said "I'm luring girls to my house with candy. Which do you prefer skittles or M&ms?
She texts: Ha ur such a freak, go w skittles....good luck".
I text "Red skittles are the best. If genius is freaky then what can I say, I've got a little freak in me. What about you? What type of skittles do you prefer?"
Note: That text was deliberately ordered in that way to turn her comment into an opportunity for escalation which you will see worked out as planned.
She texts: Wtf lol um i like the red & yellow, orange is w/e but Ii hate green & purple.... M&ms on the other hand r all tasty : )"
Note: Notice how I've shattered her frame. My response is not what she expected and she is taken back not completely sure how to respond and so just answers my question.
I text: Except the halloween M&Ms. Those always taste weird. How'd your weekend go?
She texts: Aside from sat night, i just ran errands & did hw. So who r these lucky girls goin 2 ur house? Ill let em know theres prob no rm cuz of ur big head.
Note: notice how she calls the girls lucky but then proceeds to shit test me. Clear sign of strong interest though the other signs point away. This can fool some people who don't have a good beat on things or enough experience.
I text: Yea about the same for me. It wouldn't be luring if i knew their names. Wouldn't be fun either lol. So tell me about where you're taking me to lunch.
She texts: If I take u out, im gonna want a lil somethin somethin in return.
Note: See how she starts the ecalation. I planted the thoughts in her mind and she has begun to act on them. It might be too early to say but since girls usually find refuse to do something so they can blame it on others, this is a strong signal that she is now strongly attracted to me. She has started this escalation and anything that comes of it will be her fault in a sense. this is important because as i mentioned this is something girls actively avoid.
I text: Maybe but only if you dress sexy ; ). so then when are you going to take me out for a good time? ; )
Note: I knew this was just barely too strong at the time but couldn't think of the perfect words and didn't care to try too hard so I sent it anyway.
She texts: Oh my.... Lol w will see but i dont like boys who r easy haha & im not takin u out, r u crazzzy? U can call me & u can take me out if u want my company.
Note: I expected this response in a general sense. She tries to turn the tables again but as you'll see I catch this and flip them back.
She texts again quickly: & whats ur last name? im on good ol fb, ill add u
I text: If i'm gonna take you out when you owe me lunch, well, that's gonna have to be one hell of an outfit. After all, the pleasure of my company is valuable. : ) I might give you my last name if you give me yours first. Lol.
Note: Notice how I took her shit test and threw it back at her. She tried to take control by trying to make me be the one to take her out. I turned it around into a joke and a compliance since she now has the expectation that she has to look really good which also increases the sexual tension for that night. Her mind will do all the work for me now while she builds it up in her head and no date is even set yet or anywhere in this conversation to come. I decided to not set a date to show that I was not so eager that I had to do it now. I will do it ina couple of days. I also take the power back by refusing to give my name just because she asked for it. I make her give up something first before I give her something.
She texts: Haha ill wear w/e u like... & idk if u ever even got my first name .... its *her name*
Note: Notice how she's been talking to me this whole time flirting and what not and she's not even sure I know her name. Most people think if you don't knew her name when she asks you're screwed. This is good proof that once you have the mindset there is really very little you can do to lose a target.
Also notice how she went from big and in charge to ready to drop her pants in one text. This is a lesson to always keep your frame the strongest.
Also, I knew her first name and she knows i got it right when she tested it 2 nights ago but I decide to play around with her anyway and use it to continue the escalation.
I text: And here i just had you listed as sexy. Guess i'll have to change it now : P lol. My name is *my name*.
And that is the end of this story. Hope you enjoyed it and hope it helps you guys out. Feel free to leave a comment. After all this writing, I'd like to hear what anyone who reads it has to say. Questions are also welcome.
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