My first post, first field report was bored and was successful so I thought I'd post them. I'm 20 and am in college.

Scenario 1: I was at the grocery store at 9:30pm and went to self checkout, looked at the machine and someone had already scanned an item. Obviously this isn't word for word but close enough.

HB8: Oh sorry I was just over here getting money from my friends.
Me: You really shouldn't have told me, I would have just bought it anyway
HB8: *laughs* very true, next time I'll remember that
Me: Next time? I'm sure you do this often, and that's why you aren't my type of girl.
HB8: What, why am I not your type?
Me: You're just a gold digger, and I'm not into women trying to hustle men at the grocery store for $1.50
HB8: *laughs* you caught me, I guess we could never be together then
Me: Yeah women try to scam me for groceries all the time, so I'm smart and aware when I'm checking out but actually, $1.50 is cheaper than buying a girl a drink so you should probably grab a few more items and milk the guys for everything they have
HB8: *laughs*
Me: My name is thatsgreat2345 by the way
HB8: My name is xxxxx
Me: Maybe we should do this properly and I'll go buy you a drink

Then we just talked a bit more on the way out and then she invited me to some party, and night ended with a number/k-close so overall pretty successful.

Scenario 2: Next night I was walking home from a party at a friends house and came to an intersection and 1 guy was holding a girls hand and I assumed they were dating and there was another girl walking with them which was my target. They started crossing the street and I was a little distance behind them.

HB7: *looks back at me to see who is following them*
Me: Sorry, I'm not following you guys I'm just heading home.
HB7: *laughs* Oh no I wasn't worried
Me: Well I was just making sure since there are those nights when you're walking home and there is always that you know cute guy walking behind you and you just want to introduce yourself or hope he introduces himself.
(During me talking they all stopped and turned around)
HB7: *laughs*
Me: (towards the two dating tried to get in with the guy) Nice to meet you guys, my name is thatsgreat2345
Group: *Introduces themselves*
HB7: So are you the cute guy introducing himself
Me: Wow, we just met and she is already hitting on me, how do you guys take this girl anywhere, she is just trouble waiting to happen.
HB7: *laughs*

From then on we all walked and talked, and they invited me back to their place to drink and I ended with a number/k-close on this one as well.

Any input on improving or stuff I should avoid, I obviously couldn't log the whole night so this is really just intro, neg, and well DHV spikes were embedded later on.

Thanks!